"Dropped in here this evening with my wife for an evening meal while staying nearby. The restaurant was full, so the waitress (I think she may have been the owner's wife? Blond haired lady), who spoke no English (apparently), offered us a temporary seat at...the pizza preparation area, where we watched the chefs spin the dough! The owner/manager appeared after minutes and indicated that he would get us a table in the main restaurant soon (thank you so we ordered some drinks. We were seated within minutes and the blond-haired waitress appeared to take our order. I ordered Spaghetti Puttanesca, and she repeated the order back with some hilarity (her pronounciation was exactly the same as mine, so I fail to see the joke which amused the couple sat next to us (some private joke, or was she suggesting I was calling her a tart I then ordered the Pizza Casa, and again, she repeated it back using the same pronounciation, as if I spoke Martian (neither of the items were pronounced with a German lilt, they were pronounced as would an Italian). Our food was served within minutes, and unfortunately, due to my error (assuming a house pizza which includes the words allem and fisch would include fish, though I had failed to notice the ohne in between, so "everything but the fish!" The exact opposite of what my wife wanted my wife couldn't eat her pizza, so we swapped and I ate the lot. An enormous pizza including ham, salami, very mild pickled chilli peppers, mushrooms, artichokes and cheese ham. I wasn't offered any chilli oil, nor did the waitress enquire if our food was OK. When we finished, we waited patiently for the waitress to appear, but she was in deep conversation with (I presume a local couple behind us. After a while, I turned, caught her eye, and indicated I needed the check. She acknowledged, indicated one moment, and carried on her conversation for another good minutes or more before I asked the same of the manager/owner, who brought the check immediately! The lady in question appears to have a problem with English people? Or was it just us? I don't know? The food was actually pretty good, but with such appalling service, I cannot offer any more than star. Sorry! P.S Lady I would have sacked you a long time ago if you were my employee, and if you were my wife, you would get a good telling off"
