"It was the early afternoon, 11am or thereabouts. My friends and I decided that we would visit the PANCAKE PLACE in Dunfermline for a late birthday lunch. At about 11:05, we approached the entrance to the Pancake Place, only to be hit with a waft of vinegar and what seemed like wet rag strange, I know! You 'd think they 'd at least have an air freshener. Anyways, regardless, we were seated very quickly, by a fine waiter with a feminine voice. Though, to my disgust, when we got to our assigned table, it was STICKY and there was sugar all over the place enough to put you off a hearty meal! Eventually, we ordered drinks. They are VERY expensive, so please do not come here if you are on a low income. It was £3.50 for a soda and orange juice RIDICULOUS! My dear friend also ordered a peach iced tea. But, to our horror, it was just LIPTON in a glass at a very high price £4.50! . It was also very gooey and sweet avoid! When we finally placed our food order, we were yet again disgusted. The chips were the best thing about the meal, unfortunately. My friend and I ordered the soup which was watery and flavourless; my friend also got a baguette with her soup, it was only really one of those ones you flung in the oven that you get from Morrisons very pricey too. My other friend ordered a toastie, but, to her disgust, it was very thin no filling whatsoever. It was as if a tiny bit of jam was holding two slices of cheap, ALDI bread together very unappetising. Finally, my dear vegetarian friend ordered a hotdog. TOO EXPENSIVE! £9.50 a horrid price. To sum up, our visit here was substandard. If you like cold burgers and chips that are overpriced, then this is the place for you! It should be called the shartcake place!"
