"I was in the process of writing an important essay. I thought I would treat myself to some chicken balls that, from previous experience at other establishments, are absolutely delicious. To my horror, I was confronted with the doughy, cloying, insipid balls of s that were delivered to me. I am in awe of how somebody that claims to be professional can claim that this even qualifies as food. I wouldn't even feed these to my dog. I am ashamed that a chicken's life had to be taken to produce these monstrosities. Makes a man want to turn vegan. Excuse me whilst I throw up."
