"I’m rather snobby when it comes to pizza, I only consume pizza that is of outstanding Italian restaurant quality. I will never order it when I am of sound state of mind. Being the 20 year old I am however means I engage in “binge drinking” and clubbing. This often leaves me being in a state of mind that is not sound given the impacts of alcohol. I am prone to being in desperation for food when I conclude these nights of drinking and debauchery, anything I can consume that is non toxic is holy like the bread given out by Jesus at the last supper. I find myself in the company of someone I do not know, in a place I am unfamiliar with. Takeout pizza is often the solution to this dilemma and with great shame I have resorted many times to ordering subpar pizza. I digress. I ordered my first pizza from this establishment last night. I was tired, hungry and depressed. I certainly was in no hurry to do anything productive such as cook myself dinner. Alas, the hunger I could take no more and at the point of starvation I was given no choice but to turn to takeout. Pizza was my only option given that the only thing I despise more than bad pizza is Chinese takeaway. I don’t even order that when drunk. Begrudgingly I searched for pizza, I realised I was stuck with Dominos or Papa Johns. The shame in ordering pizza this time was greater than ever before as I didn’t have the excuse of being drunk and being somewhere I didn’t know. It felt like an assault on my sense of taste, given that I insist on only the highest quality pizza as previously mentioned. It only added to my sadness, but my hunger was too great. By the grace of god I found a third option that gave me another local option. Dodo pizza. Perchance I give it an opportunity. After all it could not be any worse than Dominos and Papa Johns. I have been writing this for an ungodly amount of time now, so I hope given my utter hate for takeaway pizza it helps emphasise how pleased I was with my experience. I shall get to the point. My two margherita pizzas arrived, one thin crust and one normal (bogof for your first order on THEIR app , not just eat, which is the reason for two). It came within an incredibly short time, I hope that doesn’t mean you don’t get much business as you deserve more than other places. I opened the and my eyes noticeably widened in surprise at how good it looked in comparison to other chains. I tried both pizzas, the crust and thickness were good on both. Not the standard of restaurant pizza but incredibly good given it is takeaway. It was light and not too heavy like you’d usually expect. The sauce was flavourful and has a nice sharpness to it. Cheese was well distributed, not too thick and rubbery. They make a pizza that I don’t have to feel ashamed of ordering sober. I cba writing a decent closing to this now but know it’s better than other chains and I would recommend it to anyone after a takeaway"
