"We have always been well served by trent bridge spice until tonight. Rang in and ordered a delivery. Our normal order, which they had on their records, doner meat and chips and a doner kebab. They said they were busy and it would take an hour, which was fine. Delivery turned up in an hor, which was fine, and we paid £12 instead of the actual price, £11, which we always do. Turned out that my wife got her meat and chips which was fine, but I got a tray of chips by itself. I tried ringing but they were constantly engaged. Who the hell would order doner meat and chips and then more chips? Sorry, just pissed off and hungry at thè moment."
