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Bennys Pizza Kebab House

Bennys Pizza Kebab House

21 Compton Street, DE6 1DA, Derbyshire Dales, United Kingdom

Fish • Meat • Pizza • Fast Food


"In the beginning, God created many things from Monday to Saturday and on the seventh day God finished his work that he had done, and he rested on the seventh day from all his work that he had done. Or did he? No. No he didn’t. On the seventh day God created Bennys. This biblical reference does not do justice to just how divine a Bennys is. It is a kebab/pizza/fast food shop steeped in glory and mystery. Some scholars have actually considered Bennys as the final resting place of both the ark of the covenant and the Lance of the Longinus. If Dan Brown has written another book, I have no doubt Bennys would have featured because the food is so good. I have been to Bennys three times a holy trinity of visits. Each time I have opted for a seminal chicken kebab. The chicken has been fresh and plump and proper (a bird sacrificed for the grace of our plates). The spices have oozed with flavour, cleansing my very soul. The pitta has been strong and resolute in its carrying of the other constituent items of perfection. The salad has been clean, cutting through the spice, to reclaim the innocence of my tastebuds for another spiritual bite. The hot sauce has teased my palate (and my perineum) with a fiery wet heat of a culinary miracle. The chips have been a hybrid of soft and crispy, like a kettle chip which has had an illegitimate child with a cloud. And the garlic mayonnaise, oh yes the garlic mayonnaise, embodies the fulcrum of the holy trinity of God. I believe in a church. The church of Bennys. It is wholesome, it is great, it guides me to the green pastures of hope, away from the barren epoch of servitude you get with other late night food venues. Benny was the 13th apostle and he founded his church here in Ashbourne. I once saw a drunk 19 year old get hit by a 2013 Renault Twingo outside of Bennys. Was he hurt? Was he maimed? No, a beam of alabaster white light transcending mind and soul came out of Bennys as it happened. He walked again. It’s not my place to say, but if that accident had happened anywhere else, I don’t think he would have lived. To me, Bennys is more than a kebab shop. Maj and the boys run one hell of an establishment. Just like Derbyshire was home to the Arkwright mills and the birthplace of the industrial revolution, it is home to Bennys my church. While the Arkwright Mills had consequences for the direction of mankind, so too, to a far greater extent, does Bennys. Fun fact: just down the road from Ashbourne is Belper where Timothy Dalton grew up."

Marmaris Kebab Pizza House

Marmaris Kebab Pizza House

35 Clerk Street, Edinburgh, City Of, United Kingdom, EH8 9JH, Edinburgh, City of

Kebab • Cafés • Pizza • Seafood


"Never again will I order from this establishment. The less than flattering, previous reviews from this and other social media sites should have been the first warning. Instead, I went with my instincts (stupid instincts), and the hunger in my belly for fish and chips. At first glance, this establishment and it 's food looked appetizing and pleasing, online. Second warning, my son said our fry cook handled our order without gloves, and was consuming chicken wings while prepping and proecessing not just our meals, but all the other fried food orders as well. That should have told me to cut our losses, and make a quick exit. Our meals (fish a chips, a side of onion rings and a baked potato) were dripping with grease, and the baked potato resembled as what my son could only describe as school cafeteria food at best. The onion rings (if you could call them that) were rings of fried breading and burnt, shoe stri g onions. In the end, my son couldn 't, or should I say, WOULDN 'T finish his food, because it upset his stomach. His reaction should have been my final warning. Instead, I managed to only eat my fish (I couldn 't consume the fries too soggy aand greast). Back to the fish. No amount of salt, malt vinegaror brown sauce could give it any flavor. I would later regret finsihing the fish. I short, we both spent a heavy amount time in the bath room, expelling what we ate. In short, NEVER AGAIN will we eat at this establishment! One star was given to the young lady who politely took our order. The fry cook showed no interest in his work. Really, why bothrr showing up?"