"Ever on the hunt for London’s best purveyors of tomato sauce and gooey cheese slathered onto thin, round bread, I took a trip last weekend to Stoke Newington for a friend’s birthday at Apollo Pizzeria. Wait, hang on, should I be calling it ‘Stokey’? Is that what the cool locals are calling it nowadays? Answers in the comments section, as I’m not giving you my address for a postcard."