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Five Guys

Five Guys

Unit C & D Castle Quarter, Castle Lane, Swansea, SA11DW, SA1 2AH, United Kingdom

Cafés • Seafood • Burgers • Fast Food


"5 guys, easy I thought I 've had 30 at once during my carrier as a WWE wrestler... What can I say about 5 guys other than don 't bother! I found myself visiting my ancestoral home of Swansea Prison and I ended up meandering my way up Wind Street when I stubbed my toe and screamed you smarmy git! on the front door of Five Guys in Swansea. The interior decor was akin to that of the Woolworths lunch counter of 1960s fame. Charming. Quirky. With a seasoning of segregation and racism. I will never understand the American way of thinking. They are truly a bizzare lot. Cheese, guns and mom 'n pop type diners (an image and ideology that belongs more in the history books than front and center stage in Swansea). I was greeted warmly by the server, he said can I take your order sir? And I simply replied No! Before skipping out of the restaurant . I realised after an hour of telling people I was The King of Swansea and behold my mighty throne room! While pointing at the public toilets in the Quadrant, I was hungry and decided I knew what I wanted. I ordered my food and boy oh boy, this was NOT a meal befitting my status as King LeCox. I love hotdogs. But this was a bland, tasteless, boring as all hell hot dog. I have picked my nose and eaten more flavourful things than that hotdog. It boggles the mind how an allegedly good food chain can mess up something so basic. Five Guys 2/5 (the 2 is because at least the food was warm) Service: Dine in Meal type: Lunch Price per person: £1–10 Food: 2 Service: 5 Atmosphere: 2"

Five Guys

Five Guys

2-3 Central Buildings The Broadway, Ealing, London, London, W52NT, W5 2NT, United Kingdom

Cafés • Fries • Burgers • Fast Food


"The location is really good as it is opposite Ealing Broadway station so a good, easy venue to find. It is also well signed from the outside and the colours (red white) are distinct. It is not somewhere I would return to too often. Not because of service simply because it isn 't really the kinda place I would frequent, nor does it offer the kind of food i would normally choose. As it is heavy on the carbs! Was taken there and it felt a bit of a mash up between Wendy 's, an American dinner, and a motorway service station! (I obviously haven 't bought into the marketing). The service at the point of ordering was patient yet basic. It was ok as the team were polite and pleasant but you could see that this was fast fast food, getting through to the next person. Understandable, but as a customer paying a good amount more service is required! The tables and decor feeels a bit tacky and 70 's. Basic high use and rather similar in feel to what the losers would get on The Apprentice! So yes I think a bit more investment in comfort should be there however the business probably wants to encourage people to eat go rather than eat chill so it probably works. The food wasn 't quite to my taste as it was all rather salty for my palate however others with me loved it, so it is a matter of taste. The decor around the walls left something to be desired. Mainly from GQ magazine so was maybe a little sexist in that the magazine is for men! I think it might be good for loads of mates to go, and/or families. Give it a try maybe i am not the target audience. Not for me but certainly has a place on the high street."