"City Kebab, the epitome of culinary atrocities. My takeaway not only featured an avant-garde pube presentation but also came with an invitation to a brawl when I called to complain. The guy on the phone boasted about having more 'extras ' where that came from and suggested settling the score behind the bins. Classy move, City Kebab – turning complaints into back-alley brawls. If you 're seeking a dining experience with a side of fisticuffs, this is the place. Just be prepared to fight for your right to a decent meal, preferably far from the bins. Bon appétit."
