"My partner thoroughly enjoyed her meal, consisting of a bacon cheeseburger and sweet potato fries, and now considers it her favorite restaurant. Unfortunately, my experience with the truffle mushroom burger and smash fries was a bit different. While I did enjoy the fries, the burger caused some serious digestive issues. I'm not sure if it was the burger or the fries, but the aftermath was incredibly intense. It felt like I had ingested a powerful laxative. I have never experienced such a violent reaction in my lower half before. It was a messy and unpleasant experience, reminiscent of both Niagara Falls and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory combined. On the bright side, if I ever find myself constipated, I now know what to order. It took me two days to fully recover from the havoc that meal wreaked on my digestive system."
