"The food was disappointing; it honestly tasted like canned food, even though they present themselves as a nice restaurant. As for their vegan options, they only deduct about £1 for removing meat, without offering any substitutes like tofu. Essentially, you end up with some basic vegetables in sauce served with Uncle Ben's rice for £10. That said, it turned out to be a fun experience — my girlfriend and I laughed all night at the quirky kitchen and restaurant decor. We'll remember this memorable restaurant forever! Just kidding about going back for a second chance. Emma, if you're reading this, I love you, and thank you for making our restaurant outings enjoyable!"