"The alarm goes off. You hit snooze. Again. And again. Just two more minutes. If you 're like me, morning minutes are a precious little thing. I 've worked it out that with no interruptions, I can make it from bed to college in exactly 42 minutes. That 's why, if you unfortunately cross my walking path at rush hour and don 't get out my on time, then sorry, but you 're getting pushed out the way. That 42 minutes doesn 't include breakfast. Time in bed is far more important, you see? Anyway, for some reason I woke up during the night and decided that I could really go a roll and bacon. It was a proper craving. I could almost smell it. My dream inspired me to get up 20 minutes earlier and go for an unhealthy, big fat chunk of fat in bread. I popped into Crumbs on Bothwell St. which so happens to be on my way. I 've never noticed it before but who notices anything through that hazy morning glaze? Two bacon rolls! TWO BACON ROLLS!!! The cashiers shout about, demanding food from the kitchen to keep the busy line of early morning office bees happy. I liked it. My bacon roll (2 actually) came swiftly and at a reasonable £2.50 Big, proper crispy rolls packed with bacon and butter. I hope I 'm making you carnivores hungry! Maybe this will inspire me to get up earlier from now on. Food might be better than sleep. It 's a tough one though. Hmm..."
