"Another weekend, another bottomless brunch. I wasn’t sure what to make of the name except that Asia de Cuba sounded suitably exotic, which seemed appropriate for a brunch double date with our good friends Mr and Mrs P who love to travel. Your first challenge is finding the restaurant – also your first clue that it’s too trendy for its own good. It waits in the unmarked St Martin’s Lane Hotel, in the far left hand corner of the painfully minimalist lobby. The hotel receptionist gestured us towards it with a sigh that said, ‘I have to do this 20 times a day just put a **** sign up’."