"My girlfriend loves noodles, and tofu, and anything with with noodles and tofu. She’s vegan, if you hadn’t guessed that. It was a sad day when her favourite restaurant, NoodleOne burned down. So, to assuage her need for noodles, as she was passing WokandGo, she thought she’d get us some Tofu Hot and Spicy, Tofu Sticky Teriyaki and some Spring Rolls… My disappointment could not be hidden; my face said it all. There was a ridiculous amount of noodles for one person; almost enough for three people from one box. When McDonalds upped their sizes to appear to the customer like they we’re getting a **** good deal, the portions were at least small enough to leave you wanting more. This could make you sick of the sight of noodles for a month! There were barely any veg or tofu in there. I really mean it, there was **** all in the box. Obviously apart from the family portion of noodles. I mean, I fished about and found a few morsel’s, but I’d argue putting “mixed veg included” on the menu is questionable. The worst thing though, is it was really bland. I ate some of both dishes and I couldn’t taste the difference. Both bland, tasteless, void of vegetables and pointlessly massive. Sticky Teriyaki, my arse. If you want food that tastes good, go elsewhere. Tesco do these 14p packs of noodles, just add water and the sachet of MSG it comes with. Apologies, I had a little spare time on my hands and I guess trip advisor is where the disgruntled sanctimonious wannabe comics hangout. At least I didn’t review an ancient Castle as being a “pile of old garbage.”"
