South Bucks
La Cantina

La Cantina

Carnegie Court The Broadway, SL2 3PQ, South Bucks, United Kingdom

Pizza • Vegan • Coffee • British


"We have been to this restaurant on different occasions over many years and were booked in for Christmas Dinner, second sitting this year 2023. We have always been well looked after. Sadly this Christmas was a complete let down with a hugely disappointing, very expensive Christmas meal. We arrived as requested at 3.30pm and were taken to our table where cutlery and crockery were missing. Although the table was finally set we still had to request crackers during the meal and additional cutlery. While the starters were enjoyed we were not offered bread, although watched other tables being offered it. Our order of 5 turkey mains were varying in size, either just 2 to 4 sprouts , not ‘vegetables’ as advertised and just a few halves of small roasted new potatoes, rather thin slices of turkey, one cocktail chipolata. No sauces offered. The vanilla crème brûlée which was advertised as being served with a blood orange sorbet. It was infact served with strawberry ice cream and no notification by waiting staff that there was a change on the menu.The crème brûlée had no burnt sugar on it . The tables were packed tightly and to the point staff had difficulty in manoeuvring around everyone. I really felt for the young staff who were trying their best. When booking we had asked if they wanted us to pre book our meals, but said it wasn’t needed . Most probably the manager had not thought through correct quantities required for Christmas Day, and the result was a very poor offering. Sadly our patronage will now not be supporting this local business."

Humphry's

Humphry's

Stoke Park, South Bucks, United Kingdom

Cheese • Coffee • British • Chocolate


"My husband I visited Humphrey’s for our anniversary. The menu for vegetarian was so disappointing. The items on the menu were a mismatch , there was no specific cuisine type. I ordered the pea and mint soup as a starter. I had to ask for Salt and pepper as there was no seasoning . I couldn’t taste the mint and the soup was gritty. It was not smooth. Perhaps it was not meant to be, but seasoning should of been there. When the waitress asked how it was, I was honest and said it was not great . Her response “ ok” ! My main was chosen from their main menu, rather than the vegetarian menu as it was not enticing I chose the mushroom risotto. The waiter told me that they can make the risotto vegetarian friendly without Parmesan . The dish arrived and Again no seasoning. I thought it was me being pickey, so I asked my husband to try abs he agreed , it was flavourless. I asked the waiter if they can add seasoning. He told me that due to no Parmesan the taste will be pretty much the same. You think being a fine dining restaurant they would have vegetarian alternatives to parmigiana cheese even I have in my fridge . I then asked not to bother to remake with seasoning and thought maybe something from the vegetarian/ vegan menu will be better. I chose the spaghetti in tomato sauce. I was better of not ordering it and eating the bread. It was something a child would eat. If an Italian came To eat this , they would be appalled. I ate 1/4, out of politeness. I didn’t say anything, as at this point I just wanted to hurry up and leave. Final course chocolate fondant ... finally something that was great. I wish I had just gone straight to the dessert . When the bill came, I couldn’t believe that my tasteless meal cost £68. How can spaghetti in some tomato sauce cost £22. I have had some amazing simple pasta in fine dining Michelin star restaurant and willing to pay high price. But this, as I said is something a child would get at school. Also my husbands food was great , crab, prawns to start and halibut for main. That I understand to £68, but for vegetarian it was ridiculous. Even in Michelin star restaurant, the set menus or tasting veg menu is a little cheaper , so this place is just taking advantage. Vegetarian/ vegan food has come a long way and many chefs have learnt the art to take a vegetable and turn it into a incredible meal. This place has clearly not adopted this and think serving some spaghetti in tomato sauce with no seasoning is fine dining! Even other items on the veg menu didn’t look great. If you are vegetarian/vegan, do not eat here. Plus side, deserts were great and main menu was good according to my husband"

1269 Restaurant, Bar Grill

1269 Restaurant, Bar Grill

Oxford Road, South Bucks, United Kingdom, HP9 2XE

Pizza • Kebab • Mexican • European


"During my recent stay at the Crowne Plaza, I had the chance to dine at their on-site restaurant, 1269, on three separate occasions. Regrettably, my overall experience left me feeling disappointed and unsatisfied, prompting me to give it a 2 out of 5-star rating. On the first night, we started with a pleasant bread selection that paired nicely with the rest of the meal. The lamb shank, which I enjoyed so much that I ordered it again on the third night, was tender and full of flavour. However, the club sandwich we tried was fairly unremarkable and didn't leave a lasting impression. As for dessert, the profiteroles were a let-down due to their hard texture and lack of flavour, while the crème brûlée was a delightful and creamy contrast to the disappointing profiteroles. During lunch on the third day, I opted for the Margarita pizza. Sadly, it was smothered in excessive amounts of cheese, overpowering the other ingredients and detracting from the overall taste. Its the first time in my life I've not finished a pizza as it really takes a lot to mess up a pizza. On our third night, we decided to give 1269 another chance. While the lamb shank was consistently delicious, the steak was a significant disappointment, arriving undercooked (arrived blue) despite my request for a rare preparation. Furthermore, it was overpriced, considering the quality. Dessert, once again, proved to be a mixed experience. The brownie was overcooked, giving it a cake-like texture instead of the desired fudgy consistency. The syrup sponge pudding, though, was satisfactory and provided a comforting end to the meal. The service throughout our visits was subpar. We encountered communication difficulties with the servers, who seemed to be inexperienced and lacked proper supervision. Unlike other dining experiences I've had, the staff here were neither attentive nor engaging, merely asking about the food without offering any genuine connection. In conclusion, 1269 has potential but falls short due to its inconsistent food quality and lacklustre service. I cannot confidently recommend it to others, as there is much room for improvement in both the culinary and hospitality aspects of the establishment."

Black Horse

Black Horse

Windmill Rd Fulmer, Buckinghamshire SL3 6HD, South Bucks, United Kingdom

Pubs • Cafés • Seafood • Mexican


"This was without a doubt the worst dining experience that I have had in many years. Upon arrival we were seated in the dining room which was very quiet with only one other table occupied. We then waited minutes before we were offered a drink. Thirty minutes in our food order was taken, at which point we were told there was no steak'. There were six main courses on the menu, two of which were steak which all three of us had intended to order. Unabashed we ordered two soups and a gravlax starter, were were then told that there was no gas working in the kitchen and that some of our food would have to be prepared in the adjacent farm shop Our starters were OK' at best. When our main courses arrived they were.. Fish Chips, tepid and dry. An over cooked, barely warm burger and a plate of the most unappetising, inedible muck I have ever been given. Ham, egg and chips. I didn't try the ham or the chips, as the eggs were ice cold and rock solid (I was later told that they had had to be cooked in the oven as there was, yes, no gas). Why a restaurant would operate in this way I have no idea. If you don't have the facility to cook, stop seating people in your restaurant and trying to wing it' I returned the food and asked for the bill. When it arrived the H, E C had been taken off, this was the only concession that was made. The waiting staff were very apologetic, the person whom I assumed was the manager, not so much. She seemed genuinely put out that we were unhappy! We received our starters an hour after we were seated and our mains minutes later. I said I would not pay for the main courses as the whole thing was a fiasco which was met with the retort you ate the burger I said that if the mains weren't taken off of the bill I wouldn't pay anything and so they were grudgingly removed This pub/restaurant is far from cheap, but I have eaten a there lot. The food is usually good, sometimes very good, but this was unacceptable in every way"