"The place is so small and crammed, people on top of each other you can’t pass between the tables. The stuff is terrible, half of them don’t even look at you and pass you the dishes, forgot the water, the cutlery, waiting for ages to pay…you cannot split the bill ‘because it takes too long’. Food is very pretty indeed but utterly overrated. My french toast was nothing like a french toast, no cinnamon, soggy bread and almost burnt. The blue latte just tastes weird. Last but not least, ‘the loo’ is just awful. It was dirty and smelly and so run down, it doesn’t suit the posh decor at the top. It’s also situated next to kitchen with an open door, a fan blowing directly in and lots of terrible smells of fried stuff. The little corridor is full of carton boxes and what have you, on top of that the afternoon tea stands are on a table next to all that ****. Is just so disappointing and distasteful. I’m never going back."