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The Barnyard

The Barnyard

Oak LaneUpchurch, Sittingbourne, United Kingdom

Full • Wine • British • High Tea


"Really really poor. The venue is lovely, but the restaurant would put me off ever using this place for a wedding. Service initially was fine, then 3 drunk ladies sat next to us which I wasn’t bothered about, it’s Xmas after all however they were asked numerous times if they wanted more drinks and if everything was okay, whereas my partner and I were not asked once for any more drinks etc seemed like they knew they’d make their money on 3 girls on the lash so didn’t bother with us. The starters were nice, the halloumi bruschetta was yummy but the Thai cake was literally one which was such poor value for money. Anyway, it came to the roasts I’m pretty sure I’d have eaten better at Toby carvery, st least the yorkshires would have been fresh. The roasts were awful, the but roast I had was not nice at all and looked like dog sick. It came in a soggy giant Yorkshire which looked like a frozen aunt Bessie’s, in fact it all looked like it had either been frozen or come in a bag, nothing fresh at all. And my partner had the pork, which is advertised with CRACKLING, but to call it that is actually laughable, when they actually bring you pulled pork and then a side of pork scratchings and say they’re crackling. I even asked the waitress about the crackling and she pointed to 5 pieces of pork scratchings on my partners plate and said that was is, I said to her they were pork scratchings but she didn’t understand. This was definitely a way to tell it wasn’t fresh as freshly cooked pork would have come with actual crackling on it. Honestly the whole thing was just awful, and to pay £15 for a roast that tastes like a microwave meal is ridiculous. We just wanted to leave, but again due to the service this took having to ask twice to be able to actually pay and leave. Such a shame as the barn/restaurant looks absolutely lovely, but I would absolutely never ever come back"

Little Hallingbury Mill

Little Hallingbury Mill

Old Mill LaneGaston Green, Bishop's Stortford, United Kingdom

Tea • Steak • Cheese • English


"How on earth this restaurant acquired 5 stars is utterly beyond me. It doesn 't deserve one star. I looked at the menu and the reviews and booked. As it was Valentine 's night there was a set menu. 3 options on each course. This was not stated on the website. We were greeted when we arrived and were served drinks. There was no ambience whatsoever. A rose/carnation on the table or a glass of champagne/prosecco on arrival might have been an idea.... I would have chosen the crab and salmon ravioli. However we were told than ten minutes prior to our arrival the chef had 'dropped the whole tray of ravioli on the floor '. So the ravioli was off. We then chose the pate. We were given one piece of toast Main course was dreadful. My salmon was lukewarm. Very small portion too. My guest chose steak but was not asked how he wanted it cooked. It arrived very rare so it was sent back. It was cooked a bit more and returned to the table. It was very very tough. By this time I had finished my main course and my drink. I was not asked whether I would like another. After quite a while, we had to ask. The cheese board was mediocre to say the least. The restaurant was cold and uninviting. Rather sad as it is a lovely building with great potential. Why they only had three options on the menu is beyond me. It was not even busy! The owner was in jeans and a cowboy shirt.... there was no attempt to make this night special in any way. We were told that two staff had called in sick. Poor excuse. This restaurant has been open for exactly three years. It should have made its mark by now. The owner did make a reduction to our bill. However the evening was ruined and I came home feeling hungry. I think the owner is in the wrong job. Just a final comment.... having read the glowing reviews of this place before I booked I suspect the owner has a lot of friends! Such a pity."

Little Hallingbury Mill

Little Hallingbury Mill

Old Mill Lane, Uttlesford, United Kingdom

Coffee • Chicken • English • Chicken


"How on earth this restaurant acquired 5 stars is utterly beyond me. It doesn 't deserve one star. I looked at the menu and the reviews and booked. As it was Valentine 's night there was a set menu. 3 options on each course. This was not stated on the website. We were greeted when we arrived and were served drinks. There was no ambience whatsoever. A rose/carnation on the table or a glass of champagne/prosecco on arrival might have been an idea.... I would have chosen the crab and salmon ravioli. However we were told than ten minutes prior to our arrival the chef had 'dropped the whole tray of ravioli on the floor '. So the ravioli was off. We then chose the pate. We were given one piece of toast Main course was dreadful. My salmon was lukewarm. Very small portion too. My guest chose steak but was not asked how he wanted it cooked. It arrived very rare so it was sent back. It was cooked a bit more and returned to the table. It was very very tough. By this time I had finished my main course and my drink. I was not asked whether I would like another. After quite a while, we had to ask. The cheese board was mediocre to say the least. The restaurant was cold and uninviting. Rather sad as it is a lovely building with great potential. Why they only had three options on the menu is beyond me. It was not even busy! The owner was in jeans and a cowboy shirt.... there was no attempt to make this night special in any way. We were told that two staff had called in sick. Poor excuse. This restaurant has been open for exactly three years. It should have made its mark by now. The owner did make a reduction to our bill. However the evening was ruined and I came home feeling hungry. I think the owner is in the wrong job. Just a final comment.... having read the glowing reviews of this place before I booked I suspect the owner has a lot of friends! Such a pity."

Blue Piano

Blue Piano

24-26 Harborne Road Birmingham, West Midlands B15 3AA, United Kingdom

Thai • Beer • Wine • Cambodian


"it is always fascinating to try a restaurant whose name does not give them any indication of what will be in the offer. the blue klavier, in edgbaston, is a Southeast Asian restaurant on the lively harborne road. the owners are made of singapur and wanted to bring the diverse oriental cuisine of this island – with Thai, Cambodian and Malaysian influences – to birmingham. When I got the invitation to eat in the restaurant, I quickly had a look at her website to see what would be in the offer. After I had never eaten this kind of kitchen, I wanted to be prepared. atmosphere in an old Victorian house are several rooms that make up this colonial inspired restaurant. there is a bar in which they can either relax before din, or only for drinks. opposite is a more relaxed lounge with leather sofas and a large fire. they lead them through the restaurant that has wicker chairs and chandeliers. we visited the middle of the week and there were only a few other diners, so it was difficult to feel full as the atmosphere would be when busy. but I suspect it would be something near the luxurious hectic of a hotel in singapur like raffles. I loved the relaxed music that was played, which certainly added to the colonial atmosphere they are trying to re-emulate. I was really happy to eat, although I was still not sure what to expect. for beginners I was immediately pulled to the singapur carrot cake, so together with this we also chose the Clementi-Sharing plate. the carrot cake, which is one of the signature dishes, consists of hearty rice cakes that combine carrots, mooli and spicy. I have to say I really enjoyed it. the texture of the hearty rice cake and carrots was more like gum-like fish and my companion commented that they looked like potato wedges. all the aromes were united well together. I could have had a bigger part than main course. the Clementi-Sharing-plate overall got the thumbs up, consisting of two chicken-satay-skewers, two freky garnels, and a five spicy roll (pork wrapped in Tofu-Haut) we enjoyed both the garnel and the roll, but my companion found the chicken-skeer a little dry. for the main course I decided for brat ente, rambutan and jackfruit red curry with stir-fried noodles. I tend rather sweeter dishes than spicy, so this was a perfect choice for me. I thought the grouping of the aromen worked well, especially the exotic fruits, and I feel the accompaniment of dip instead of rice, which was added to the intensity of the taste. my companion chose prawn tamarind curry with nasi lemak reis. it was served on a large sheet and it was a lot on the plate. he noticed on the interesting contrast of textures: soft rice cooked in cocose milk and aromatic herbs, besides crispy roasted eddies. the tamarind-flavoured garnel and anchovy. we thought that this was all needed, and the cracky crackers, hard boiled ice and gurken slices were unnecessary extras. but that could be my English palate. we were convinced to dessert. for me it had to be fresh from the orange drop cake with orange curd. this was a really light tasteful cake and the orange curd was a really nice supplement. my companion had the Japanese moochi ice cream, which chose two aromes of green tee and sesame. we both looked at these inquisitiw when they came out; they did not look like “normal” ice and they also tasted like that! the texture could only be described as slightly rubber-like. they are made of reusal that gives them this unique galenical feeling. we had mixed feelings on it; if they expect a refreshing milcheis, then it is not dessert for them. Drinks there is a good choice of weeping, dressed beering, spirituoses and cocktails. my companion enjoyed a few jars of the house white wine, which he found fruity and exotic, in match with the menu. price singapur carrot cake £4.95 clementi sharing platter £10.95 prawn tamarindry with nasi lemak £16.95 roast, rambutan and jackfruit red curry £10.95 Stir-fried. I loved the unusual taste combinations and am thrilled to try more. it certainly has more pizzzz than other oriental food in birmingham, like Chinese. it is a pity that the night we visited was quiet, as I think this style of the restaurant needs a lively atmosphere to show up. I liked the individual rooms for relaxing and private parties, as well as the outside garden."