Phone: +33144138626,+33186995715
Address: 142 AVENUE DES CHAMPS ELYSEES75008 PARISFrance, Paris
City: Paris
Dishes: 33
Reviews: 4286
Website: http://www.maisondudanemark.dk/fr/les-restaurants.aspx
"While the selection of dishes responded to our limited eclecticism and the experience relied on a rather pleasant amalgam for which we would attribute CERTAINMENT five stars, the rug really dropped us. It was impossible to hear the servers approaching our table; It was like they were surging from nowhere, not leaving us enough time to prepare and prepare us. While a server approached the table in a particularly sorceress way, its steps being completely absorbed by the downhill carpentry, I found myself surprised by its sudden appearance. Even my one-year Buddhist meditation training was not enough to prevent my body from having a spastic convulsion, which put my hand with great unexpected precision on the unnecessarily sharp fork. I have suffered mentally and physically, leaving both my mind and my hand marked forever. I attach photographic evidence to this criticism (please note that this is not the original fork, but simply a replacement fork intended to recreate the exact scene). (Original view) Whilst the food selection did meet our restricted eclecticism and the experience leaned to a rather pleasant amalgam for which we would CERTAINLY award five stars, the rug really let us down. It was impossible to hear the waiters approaching our table; it was as if they were appearing out of nowhere, not giving us sufficient time to prepare and ready ourselves. As one waiter was approaching the table in a specially sneaky manner, his footsteps being fully absorbed by the fluffy carpètrie, I found myself startled by his sudden appearance. Even my year long Buddhist meditation training was not enough to stop my body from a spastic convulsion, which landed my hand with great and unexpected precision onto the unnecessarily sharpened fork. I suffered both mentally and physically leaving both my mind and hand forever scarred. I am attaching photographic evidence to this review (please note that this is not the original fork, but merely a substitute fork intended to recreate the exact scene)."
All prices are estimates.