Phone: +441687462358,+441687462267
Address: Inverie, Highland, United Kingdom, PH41 4PL
City: Highland
Menu Dishes: 8
Reviews: 796
Website: http://www.theoldforge.co.uk
"If we had thought the terrifying experience of the 6 hour walk out of knoydart after a months worth of rain was the worst thing that would happen to us that day, we were sadly mistaken. We arrived in knoydart at 2pm soaked, cold and some what beaten by the trek we had all endured, JP the owner said he was closing the pub to clean it and we would all have to wait in the rain till 5, luckily there is a wooden shelter across the road that the locals use as a pub, this seamed strange at the time but would all become clear as the night wore on. We got drinks when we got in the pub, these were all overpriced and seemed to get more expensive everytime you ordered, my mates larger tasted of pipe cleaner, JP wasn 't bothered about this as he had his £5.50. 13 of us ordered food next, the food was really expensive and was at best average, JP got round this problem though by just not putting certain items on the menu or the specials board and that way you didn 't realise the price until you payed, what an clever chap. One of our group didn 't want a starter, this would be JP 's first dark turn of the night, how can I make a living when people dont have starters the angry man roared. I would have thought the £22 burger he was having, or the tiny £27 stake my friend got might have left him enough money to survive on, maybe we can set up a go fund me page up to help JP through the hard times when people skip ordering a soup. When the food arrived we weren 't offered sauce or anything I didn 't ask as JP seemed to be in his element scouring at people and I didn 't want to ruin it for him, needn 't have worried as he had hours more of this to enjoy. I visted the toilet after dinner, turns out the 3 hours we stood in the rain didn 't give them time to clean this, it gave off a trainspotting vibe, I didn 't drop a valium in the toilet like in the fim, shame really as in my 33 years on this planet I have never met a man that could benefit from one of these more than JP When I went to pay JP was incredibly annoyed that he had to take payment from me, apparently taking people 's money was becoming a **** nightmare after paying I decided to have desert and would have to go through this all again, my cold waffle with a can of coke turned out to be £14 pounds, it was certainly not worth that, however I didn 't complain as JP had earlier told us that british people didn 't know how to eat, I bet I had just ate the waffle wrong and infact it had been brilliant. Later on I retired to my accommodation down the road, my friend had to come and get me as JP now belived I hadn 't paid, he became incredibly aggressive despite realising I had paid, being a red headed lad I decided not to fight back to much in case I had made the list of endangered creatures that JP apparently loves to shoot in the face. I noticed over the night that he didn 't like english people, oh or Scottish people, oh reading other reviews he also doesn 't like gay people, not sure why he chose to be in a job where he has to deal with people maybe that 's why he chose the most remote pub in Britain. Hopefully one of the endangered species he apparently loves to shoot will fight back one day and the locals can have their lovely pub back. I imagine JP letting his first smile of the night out heading home his pockets full of the gold he had ripped from the hikers he despised so much. This pub would work really well if they offered it as an experience day and JP 's terrible cutomer service was part of the day, think I might have enjoyed myself then."
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