"Look, I 'm 53 years of age. I 've had a fair few curries in my lifetime: some good, some awesome, some average, some poor. But by far and away the worst curry I 've *ever* had came from Mumbai Spice on Woodborough Road, Nottingham. I 've only ever had one meal that I paid for that was worse and that was burnt). Anyhow, your heart always sinks a bit when you open a takeaway container and it 's swimming with sauce with only a few pieces of insipid chicken chucked in: and Mumbai Spice was such an offender. What can I say about the taste... the weirdest Dansak ever. Sickly sweet with a few sticky lentils floating about, forlornly looking for the meat. Sooooooooooo bad; I was brought up never to waste food but I genuinely couldn 't finish this, so vile was it. I do feel they insulted me, presenting this as a curry. Just awful. Still, we 've learned our lesson it 'll never happen again: we 'll *never* go back. So save yourself being insulted as well and find somewhere else to go. Read the other reviews if you 're not convinced. And Mumbai Spice: just a little customer service tip... when you say you 've 'put some free poppadoms in ', if three people are ordering, at least put three of them in. Otherwise it just makes you look mean. It 's a no brainer)."
