"There is one reason and one reason only that I left the beautiful green pastures, and even more beautiful sheep of Wales for the grey ugly accented city of London. I 'll give you a clue it starts with W . No, not work . I don 't need a job I can claim benefits for my weight. No, not women . Do you think I can catch a woman? I don 't have a job! Pssst... Look at the restaurant I 'm reviewing. Yes it 's WASABEH! I love Wasabi. Its rapid growth in London is the best thing to happen to the British capital since I arrived there. It has made it acceptable to eat gargantuan amounts of fast food in public, by marketing it as healthy Asian food. God bless the Japanese!!! I agree with the singer Meghan Trainor when she claimed: it 's all about the bento, no sushi! Sushi is uncooked food for rich people who want to stay thin. Bento, however, is so much more. It involves chicken for starters, which is a real meat (unlike fish , as well as a sauce, which means flavour! If I wanted to eat raw fish for lunch, I 'd get my Gollum costume out of the wardrobe and dance around St James 's Park until someone threw me a raw fish... My go to dish is the Sweet Chili Chicken. As many of my ewes would tell you, I like a bit of spice in my life. This is no ordinary chicken, but pieces of bread crumbed chicken in a sauce that is as thick as sweet and sour but spicy enough to keep you awake through your boring afternoon at work. Oh the bliss! So why only 4.5? Well, no Wasabi is perfect. Unfortunately the one by my office can have off days, with some sauces not as tasty as other days and one time they didn 't have any of my darling sweet chili chicken left. Heartbroken, I embarked on my excursion to find another Wasabi in search of my betrothed dish (there was one down the road 5 minutes away . So if you live in London you are blessed. It is under a fiver, filling as hell and even comes with chopsticks if you want to pretend to be cultured. Pros: cheap, tasty, filling, Asian, fresh Cons: limited range, can vary in quality, sushi wasn 't filling the one time I tried it. Would I recommend: If you are astute enough to have recognised my self contradiction that I didn 't work, but have an office (I do work... well if you call photocopying your stapler work then YES! If not, then YES!"
