Phone: +49403171122
Address: Clemens-Schultz-Straße 84, 20359, Hamburg, Germany
City: Hamburg
Dishes: 8
Reviews: 128
Website: http://www.cafeabsurd.de
"the good front away - breakfast has cost only € 12.50 per person, and the incl. hot drink and juice.That was m. n. but also already.OK, it is to be read that you should not be quenched by the device. I can underline that. I've never seen such a remote facility in a local one. old and grandma style is ok, but also old can be well maintained and clean. I made the mistake again and did not go to the toilet at the beginning, but just before. otherwise I would not have stayed.Ah yes, the service was friendly, though only a little on zack. in a buffet, for hygienic reasons, you will not take your used dish again, but take a fresh one. which then led to a small mountain on our table, because it was not cleared in the meantime. orange juice and hot drink - we ordered cappuccino and just O juice. the juice was out. something like this can't happen on a Sunday at 10:30 a.m. ikea, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir, choir Just ask me how this goes in a hurry... well here... well!Should simply throw away the device and the color and cleansing from the wall, but that should be so. the publikum was quite mixed and therefore I did not have the impression of being in an old natiwkneipe. the herrentoilette was defective - I don't mean the urinal - but I wouldn't have been able to do it here anyway.No station toilet or autobahn toilet has so much greasy on the wall as in this siffbude. the floor didn't stick to happiness, but the last wizard did not get on the eve.I am not pingelig and also not heart high-well drilling, but a minimum of cleanliness in a restaurant I see as compelling what is unfortunately not put on the day.For me a no go and an entry in the worst list. I were certainly no longer going back here and wondering how the consistently good evaluation comes about.Can I not even trust tripadvisor anymore?."
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Boiled Egg
A simple and nutritious classic: perfectly boiled egg, tender and satisfying with a creamy yolk center.
Henny
a very nice and cozy place for a small meal, an breakfast (to drink) it has a living room with cozy chairs and the staff is really.
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Rudi
this is the best breakfast place in this opposite. comfortable seating, good music, exceptional ambiente and great service. spacious and good.
Irma
great service. the waiter helped us translate the whole menu in the round. we quickly brought drinks. coffee and orange juice were both delicious! we have.
Maximo
not to be deterred from the façade, inside is a delicious breakfast treasure. 8,50 without drinks, 12,50 with freshly pressed osa and a hot drink according to choice. we're coming back!
Alverta
very good coffee, but in the service it is still missing. Last time I was there, it took five minutes until I was served. but still the rest was fit. the coffee was delicious and the price was also appropriate. the interior looks beautiful, and outside it looks very beautiful.
Gernot
were today for brunch there. small, beautiful caffe brunch gives for unbeatable 7€, with rich (so our opinion at least) buffet jam, sausage, cheese, salmon, diw. salate. dessert (mango cream, very tasty). drinks were not there, but really not expensive there. will go back more often!
Joscha
Große Auswahl beim Brunch mit vielen leckeren und auch für Brunch oftmals ungewöhnlichen Sachen wie Lachs oder Avocadocreme. Das Brot ist der absolute Hammer! Einen Punkt Abzug gibts für den Kaffee der mir nicht wirklich geschmeckt hat und die Biertischgarnitur die auch mit etwas gemütlicherem ausgetauscht werden könnte.
Qype
Great little bar that virtually adopted me on my first visit to Hamburg. Wherever I went in the evenings, I would eventually end up in Cafe Absurd. Nice staff, very friendly customers and good food. Thanks to the first reviewer I now have developed a taste for Franziskaner Kristal........and I now have my first qype hangover!
Benjamin
Great service. The waiter helped us translate basically the whole menu. Quickly brought us drinks. Coffee and orange juice were both delicious! We got two orders of lox and horseraddish, the standard breakfast, scrambled eggs and cheese, avocado and citrus, a hard boiled egg and more. It was all so delicious and we walked out with a sub €20 bill. Best deal in town us tourists encountered!
Max
the good front away - breakfast has cost only € 12.50 per person, and the incl. hot drink and juice.That was m. n. but also already.OK, it is to be read that you should not be quenched by the device. I can underline that. I've never seen such a remote facility in a local one. old and grandma style is ok, but also old can be well maintained and clean. I made the mistake again and did not go to the toilet at the beginning, but just before. otherwise I would not have stayed.Ah yes, the service was friendly, though only a little on zack. in a buffet, for hygienic reasons, you will not take your used dish again, but take a fresh one. which then led to a small mountain on our table, because it was...
Hamburg
Hamburg, a port city in northern Germany, is known for its maritime heritage, vibrant culture, and local dishes like Fischbrötchen and Labskaus. It's a blend of old charm and modern vibe.
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Käse A curated selection of artisanal cheeses from around the world, featuring diverse flavors and textures that delight the palate. Perfect for sharing or savored individually with the ideal accompaniments.
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Kaffee Indulge in our rich and aromatic coffee selection, expertly brewed to awaken your senses. From classic espresso to creamy lattes, discover the perfect blend to start your day on a flavorful note.
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Deutsch Savor the rich flavors of traditional German cuisine, featuring hearty meats, tangy sauerkraut, and sumptuous sauces. Delight in authentic dishes that bring a taste of Germany to your table.
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Europäisch Delight in a culinary journey across Europe with our exquisitely crafted menu, featuring authentic dishes from France, Italy, Spain, and beyond, using the freshest ingredients to bring traditional flavors to life.
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