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The Pearl Beckenham

The Pearl Beckenham

2 Southend Rd, Beckenham, United Kingdom

Seafood • European • Fast Food • Vegetarian


"A huge disappointment. First time here, party of 8 of us for my birthday. Venue is gorgeous, but that's where it ends. Kept waiting a very long time once food was ordered, to the point I had to get up and ask when it was coming and was told by the flustered waiter it's coming it's coming . Four of my guests ordered pina colada's all four of them sent it back saying there was no/ very little rum in it. They topped it up with the missing alcohol!Two of us ordered the dressed crab we both thought it was just okay nothing special. I had a lemon on the plate with like a net on it. Took the net off to squeeze over the dish and the lemon was dry with mouldy shrivelled skin that looked like it had been at the back of a cupboard for a week. I didn't complain because I was with guests, but it was noticed. Another guest ordered prawns for starters, They were mostly shell with just a load of sauce on top. There was confusion over the prawn/ lobster linguine which most of us ordered. The menu made it confusing. They ended up bringing us extra prawns separately because of it. I ended up with lobster linguine. We could not believe how bland the food was. It was a bowl of pasta with tomato sauce on! It was tasteless, the only give that gave it any seasoning was the pepper on the table. The lobster' was a rubbery texture that you couldn't taste because it was smothered in this tasteless sauce. There was not even a hint of garlic in it. For £29 that was a joke. We all thought the same, not just me. I could have bought a jar of sauce from the supermarket and made a bowl of that for all of us at home, I've had tastier meals from shop bought sauces than that meal. Our waiter was running around, and trying to get one of my guests to smile, which she found annoying. Someone else found a hair in her meal. He seemed to not know what to do with it, then just took the plate away without saying anything. He then returned and quite patronisingly said was it an eyelash or something She said no it was a long hair. He agreed to take it off the bill. The other staff were very quiet when bringing the food over, almost a whisper, considering music was playing and other people were talking and four of our guests had their backs to them when the food turned up, no one could hear them. We had to pipe up and say who's ordered xx The staff otherwise looked both busy and nonchalant. Busy, but not with us, and almost spaced out as though we didn't exist and we had to keep on waving for their attention. We honestly couldn't believe it. They gave us complimentary shots in the end but by then we were there for way longer than we expected and had had enough. They had lime but didn't even have any salt that you would normally have the shot with, again, we had to ask for it and they, all in their own good time, bought a small bowl of salt over. We didn't pay the £36 service charge they added to the bill. For a group of 8 of us, and we all felt the same, there has got to be something in it. We had high hopes for this restaurant but the quality of the food and service does not match the venue, and its all way way over priced. Needless to say, none of us will be going back."

Da Noi

Da Noi

63 Bridge Street, CH1 1NG, Cheshire West and Chester, United Kingdom

Pasta • Steak • Italian • European


"The most authentic Italian experience you can find outside of Italy. Da Noi is possibly the most delicious Italian food I have ever had in the UK since I moved here back in 2009. This is a place where the owners run the whole business and everything they do is with pride, passion and love just like high quality family run restaurants in Italy. Now, let's get to the food and drinks! I started off with a gigantic home made light and thin pasta raviolo filled with ricotta cheese and an egg yolk that explodes out when cut in half finished with a porcini mushrooms sauce and truffle oil. The aroma of the porcini and truffle mixed wonderfully with the creaminess of the yolk and the delicious pasta filling. Be aware, you can even order this as a MAIN!!! Together with my starter I ordered a white floral wine from Piemonte called Baratuciat... one word: divine. As a main, I ordered the venison cooked medium rare juicy and tender as it should be, together with a light almond sauce and dauphinoise. Once again, I followed the instructions and gone with the pairing choice, a fruity Barbaresco that enhanced all the flavours on the plate. Amazing. Of course, I had to try a dessert too, so I went for the super traditional Piemontese pudding called Bunet a sort of creme caramel hyped up with coca and amaretti biscuits. Again, hats off. My friend had the same dishes except for the main where he opted for the incredibly succulent and aromatic pheasant. At the end, while sipping an espresso in truly Italian fashion, we had the pleasure to spend some time with owners Valentina, who is the genius mastermind behind the food menu, and Fabrizio, who is incredibly charming and knowledgeable when choosing the wines. Grazie ragazzi, we are very jealous Chester got you! Fil Andrea Vegetarian options: One option in the starters and two options in the mains. It goes without saying these aren't after thoughts vegetarian options :"

Simpsons

Simpsons

20 Highfield Rd, Edgbaston, Birmingham B15 3DU, United Kingdom

French • British • European • Vegetarian


"Recently, a special lunch was held to herald the upcoming influx of new bars and venues planned for the Calthorpe Estate in Edgbaston. The organisers chose one of the pillars of the city’s fine dining scene, Simpsons restaurant, to host. Although the menus are refreshed regularly, this review will give you a good idea of what to expect at one of the first Michelin star restaurants in Birmingham. Atmosphere The building, a listed Georgian mansion, will appeal to anyone who appreciates historical grandeur. High ceilings, sweeping staircases and elegant rooms manage be both impressive and cosy at the same time. You almost get the impression of being at the home of a very rich friend, albeit one with their own private bar, cookery school and wrap-around conservatory. Food The starter was a crispy duck egg, a small globe of breadcrumbs with a gooey egg in the centre, resting on a puddle of potato foam. And on the side, a sliver of smoked salmon decorated with chopped parsley and a dollop of black avruga caviar. I enjoyed this, although slightly disappointed by not having a more out-of-the-ordinary starter than salmon. However, the dish made up in flavour for what it lacked in adventure. A special mention for the breads, at this point. For someone who enjoys snacking between courses, like myself, the quality of the bread is important. The gorgeous spirals of soft buttery dough filled with black olive tapenade definitely did the trick. The slow-cooked belly of pork came out on a dramatic, black, textured plate, which set off the colours of the various ingredients perfectly. One of the criticisms you often hear against gourmet or Michelin restaurants is that it’s a case of style over substance. And admittedly, none of the portions were large. But in the case of this main course, the richness and textures of the meat, set off so well by the butternut, black pudding, capers and raisins, provided the perfect example of ‘quality over quantity.’ Dessert came with a touch of drama. The chocolate sphere, a big marbled ball of purple and silver, came out and sat in front of the bemused guests for a while. Then out came the waiters again, armed with jugs of hot raspberry jam, which they poured over the ball, melting it away to reveal the tiny fruit jellies and fresh berries inside. Drinks The wine list, as you might expect, is both extensive and a little expensive, particularly the Ruinarts, Bollingers and Moëts on the bubbly menu. In keeping with Simpsons’ classic cuisine, the reds and whites are dominated by French chateaux, but a couple of interesting and more exotic picks crop up. Geržinic Malvazija 2011 is one of four Croatian bottles on offer, while Hungary, Slovenia and Greece are also represented. We were treated to a pre-lunch Taste of Edgbaston, a sweet apple, rhubarb and vodka cocktail from the soon-to-open Edgbaston Boutique Hotel Lounge. Then the main course was accompanied by Purity Mad Goose ale, to celebrate a new craft beer bar opening next year in the city centre. Pricing Set lunch menu: £40 per person (3 courses half-bottle of wine) Tasting menu: £90 per person (add £55 for wines) A la carte: Starters around £15, Mains around £26, desserts around £11 Bottles of wine range from £30-£70 all the way up to £300, or £500 on the champagne list. Overall Despite the event being a specially-arranged occasion, it did give a sense of the normal dining experience at Simpsons. There were many other diners there having lunch, and the kitchens were bustling with activity. You couldn’t fault the luxurious setting, nor the attentive service, nor the fantastically-presented food. Despite not being bowled over by the starter or dessert, I could have eaten the main twice over, and appreciated the spectacle of the pudding ‘finale.’ All in all, Simpsons is a very special place to dine."

The Blacksmiths Arms

The Blacksmiths Arms

Calbourne Road, Newport United Kingdom, United Kingdom

Pub • Vegan • Seafood • British


"Heading out to the Theatre, thought we would re-visit one of our favourite eateries first, and yet again the experience was lovely throughout. Have to say, booking is essential, as they fill tables easily. With the picturesque landscape from the dining area it 's no wonder. We 'd never been seated in the window tables before, so this just added to the experience, and watching the weather pass along the Solent was wonderful. The Blacksmiths have a specials board and however inviting the options looked, I was rather famished, so the mixed grill was my only real option. (sure the 16oz T Bone would 've filled the hole, but fancied variety The missus choosing the smaller option of the Pork Belly, leaving room for dessert. It was beautiful, cooked to perfection, medium rare my preference and accompanied by a pint of Inch 's Cider, our server, friendly, approachable and nothing was too much trouble. The Pork Belly, I 'm informed melted in the mouth and was also delicious with creamed mash and veg. Dessert, I 'm usually a starter main man, but seeing a White Chocolate and Raspberry Creme Brulee ' held me to indulge my sweet side. My Gem opting for the highly anticipated Strawberry Pavlova with Chantilly Cream. Both desserts were presented beautifully and were delicious, leaving both of us full and totally satisfied. We cannot rate The Blacksmiths high enough on our 'I.O.W must eat at ' list as their team are amazing, food is lovely and the locale is beautiful. You simply must try here."