"Having arrived at 7:30, the time we had booked a table for, we waited 10 mins to be seated. We had to call a waiter over at 8:10 to take drinks and food order, as we had been looking at the single page menu for long enough. 2 cokes, 1 steak and 1 Cesar salad quickly became a running joke. At 8:30 someone came over to check what we had ordered! 1 steak, 1 cesar salad!, drinks arrived 10 mins later. At 8:50 another waiter came over to ask what we had ordered for the third time. 1 STEAK, 1 CESAR SALAD. Reminded me of Fawlty Towers episode, i was determined to get my food, though my partner wisely wanted to leave. At 9:30 arrived 1 steak, sirloin cooked unevenly so half was well done and half medium rare, with peppercorn sauce that was cold to touch that chef forgot to heat. The Cesar salad was fine though chicken bits were over cooked cold and dry. At least we were done eating by 9:35! The manager was a lovely guy, clearly under a lot of pressure, apologised and was the only saving grace of a comedy Valentine’s dinner."
