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The Lampery

The Lampery

Apex City Of London Hotel1 Seething Lane, London, United Kingdom

Wine • Full • Coffee • British


"If I could score 0 I would. I booked a table using the website service for 11am. Luckily we arrived early to sit outside for a coffee at 10:30 we told the server we had a table booked which he acknowledged. After serving our drinks he came back and said if you want food the kitchen closes at 11 so you need to order now. He then argued with me that I wouldn’t have been able to book a table via any app at all even though I had email proof. We moved inside and waited 20 mins for home to come back and take our orders. He forgot drinks and got some of our orders wrong as well. The saga continued with under cooked poached eggs which one server argued about with us. Saying chef says they are cooked. You don’t want poached you want hard boiled. No we wanted slightly longer cooked poached eggs that didn’t have slimy white in them. We also had egg shells in our omelette which put us off eating the rest of it. Pretty much all of the food arrived cold as well. All we wanted was a peaceful brunch and it turnt into a bit of a fiasco with really poor service and bad quality food. I choose this restaurant because it looked special but I would not recommend it after experiencing it and I will not be returning after being very disappointed as I had such high hopes for a lovely time. We were not rude but we’re treated like we were idiots for expecting a certain level of service that was sadly lacking."

Fancy Crab

Fancy Crab

92 Wigmore StreetW1U 3Rd, London, United Kingdom

Wine • Fish • Cakes • Seafood


"I'm not sure about the negative reviews that had hunted this wonderful food!? now I went in to arrange my jubilee and there was a slight error in the order of my original command, but it was 't serious how they executed the other so perfectly and even go beyond my request, which was so fantastic. Sometimes people went into a place with rave expectations then it judges not by what it is and what it has to offer, but against their own perceptions or worse fantasies! I think that's so unfair to the business. we really went with only one expectation that it will serve us good cocks, and they know what? it has all the points we had in the eye (open opinion, that is). the night was unforgettablely lovely! the room is airy and spacious, which is eating, which must be so fresh, as delish must taste, how beautiful it has to make sure how reasonable price has to offer and as a filling must be part intended! not a bit that my fluffy Italian husband could find a complaining! I had to push over the cocktails, the warm and friendly staff and the art of the decorations! I could have gone on and on as if it were my dissertation. it is so good and so we love this place. seriously if they are abandoned by prejudice, idiotic or grudging comments. do not hang them, experience it yourself, please! a thing that I must warn, although the price and the menu online is different from the home menu, they are much exciting and reasonable! they promised to check this question as soon as I have informed them the differences. give this beautiful seafood place an attempt and if they go with an expectation, they will let it expect from a good crumb bowl, then they will 't be disappointed safe!"