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Goat

333 Fulham Road, London, SW109QL, United Kingdom

Pizza • Steak • Italian • Cocktail


"From the moment we arrived I have to say the service was pretty terrible. It was a shame because they had contacted me via Instagram inviting me and my friends in for free pizza, we were really looking forward to it. We booked to watch the rugby too as the restaurant had advertised they were showing the games on the big screens. We arrived and we’re basically ignored for a while, I ended up approaching someone and saying I had a table booked. There were 2 of us there but we we’re waiting for another friends to arrive, the man out front strangely put us on a tiny table for 2 people, we said about how we have a third person coming but he didn’t seem bothered and told us he could move us when she arrived. This was very strange as they were barely busy, maybe 3 tables had people sat at. I also explained if we could be sat by a TV screen for the rugby. He didn’t asked for any details of my booking. We noticed a male customer asking for toilet paper for the men’s bathrooms. When my friend went to the bathroom she ended up coming straight out and asking for toilet paper. We waited 25 minutes while staff were just stood around or on their phones. I eventually went to check and still no toilet paper, we asked again. I looks like the man out from had to run to the corner shop to not only buy toilet roll but throughout the evening he could come back from Sainsbury's with cans of Guinness! The bathrooms were in a disgusting state, clearly not cleaned for a while. After sitting and waiting for some time for the rugby to come on I ended up asking if they’re putting it on. It was clear they couldn’t get the TV to work downstairs and the man said they’re only showing the last game which I just wish they told us before as our plan was to see both of the games. Meanwhile all of this is going on, we noticed the chef dinging the bell for food to be served from the hot plate and it being just sat there for 15 minutes. The chef ended up ringing the bell 3 or 4 times. I could go on really with how bad the service was. Put the bottle of wine down on the table didn’t offer to pour it, ignoring the telephone ringing all evening, we had to ask for everything (menus and for the table to be cleaned), not clearing tables….. There was 1 women who arrived to work later on in the evening who was slightly better. It’s a shame because the pizzas were good. When I looked at the reviews online it’s clear to say the reason they’re inviting so many people in is because of how bad it is. Step up your service and good luck to you"

Salotto 31

Salotto 31

31 Lovat Lane London, EC3R 8EB, United Kingdom

Beer • Wine • Pizza • Italian


"Absolutely the worst service I have ever had. We entered and asked for a table for two having booked 30mins before on opentable using their 50% off selected dish menu. We were shown to our table, and let the owner know that we had the offer. From the offset, he rudely replied saying that we asked for a ‘table for two’ instead of stating we had booked on the website and so therefore the offer isn’t valid. He then said that we couldnt have the offer as we booked our table on opentable too later for the offer which is not stated anywhere on the website. He then showed us the dishes where the offer applied. He offered us a special starter ‘Caprese’ which we ordered (not included on the offer), a bottle of wine, a risotto(ingredients were not shown on menu) a pizza. We were happy with the starter and let the owner know. This was then followed by our mains. The risotto came and my friend asked if there was any seafood inside the pasta as he forgot to mention his severe allergies to seafood when we were ordering. As there were prawns inside, we let them know and apologised for not clarifying before ordering. He rudely responded saying that most people know that the specific risotto contained prawns we could keep the dish and still pay for it. He refused to believe that my friend was deathly allergic to prawns kept it on the table. After 10mins and a lot of prompting he took it away and replaced the dish. The bill came the caprese was £21. This contradicted the menu price of the caprese on the opentable website which was half of this. The owner refused to explain the price it was labelled on the receipt as ‘special drinks’. We were not charged for the risotto but we were charged for two mains and an indecent price for the starter. With extremely rude/difficult service throughout the meal, I would not recommend this restaurant to anyone. The quality of food did not even justify the despicable service and I strongly encourage others to not go to this restaurant."

Tendido Cuatro

Tendido Cuatro

108-110 New Kings Road London, SW6 4LY, United Kingdom

Tapas • Spanish • Seafood • Mediterranean


"my little man picked me a few weeks ago for tasty tapas to mother's day. tendido cuatro, in Parson’s green, is sister restaurant to the popular tendido Cero/Cambio de tercio in kensington. we used to live away from tendido cero when we moved to london and it remains one of my favorite Spanish tapas in london. this was the first time that we tried tendido cuatro and I wished for taste and consistency. they have not disappointed. the menu suggests a series of 3-4 tapas plates per person, which was simply performed with a standard list of old favorites. we were short tried by their Paella menu, but chose to skip it because there was no possibility we could manage the minimum order of 2 Paella sections together with the tapas! of course we started with the obligatory sangria and padron paprika to awaken the appetit. the “no red meat solution” of my new year broke into tendido cuatro, as there was no way I went without iberico jamon and my favourite ham and bechamel croquettas. absolutely divine, especially after 3 months no red meat! I loved the unique presentation of the patatas bravas. they don't look so elegant. the grilled squid and pulpto were favorites of tendido cero and tasted as well as our memories. the crema catalana was good, but oh my churros. yummy! I had tendido cuatro full of tapas and broken resolutions. it was an unforgettable Mother's Supper and we will definitely return with place for paella. highly recommended tendido cuatro for excellent Spanish cuisine in a local environment. look at this when they are in the opposite and do not skip the sangria, croquettas and churros!"