Derby
The Clock Bistro

The Clock Bistro

17 Chapelside, Chapel Street, Spondon, Derby, United Kingdom

Steak • Pizza • Pasta • Bistro


"Clean your desert fridge before making up lies in your replies to honest review. And Maybe keep your toilet doors closed so your visitors dont have to explore for themselves if its a ladies or gents room, door was never closed you would know I used it to just wash my hands. And if you tryna have a laugh at that then you just showing what kinda simple minded and stuck up thinking you have. Im glad you understood the foreign language comments me and my friends made about the place and food, if you are so set to making sure your customers have good experience why didnt you come and speak about the comments then? Cause you dont care you made your £90 in the hour we spent there. You are lucky we even paid for our ' 'dining experience ' ', kitchen nightmare level food establishment with a delusional owner that thinks the place and food must be perfect, and only has madeup snarky comments to make at his customers in reviews section. Just close the place down you clearly have no interest in providing a good dining experience. When I saw you in the kitchen I could tell you had a passion for making food and at this point you have burned out and just keeping it afloat and running just because.. if you cant take criticism without responding with madeup comment and acting as if its not like that then youre in the wrong business. Place has no soul or good food, only thing nice was the sauce that came with the steak and the garlic bread ill give u that. The only reason we gave you more stars on previous reviews is because we didnt want to be too harsh because you were nice to the girl in our party, that was the only reason you got any stars. But heres the real deal. Also grape and grapefruit juice are from different fruits as a food establishment you should know the difference."

Gurkha Paradise

Gurkha Paradise

140 Nottingham Road, DE21 7NP, Derby, United Kingdom

Asian • Vegan • Nepalese • Vegetarian


"Went here tonight with family; thought we would give it a go because we enjoy Nepalese cuisine and we had read lots of good reviews. We were all really disappointed with the whole experience. Firstly, it's a bit of a dump inside: cheap, nasty, tatty and drab, plus the toilets are simply awful. Parking is inadequate and then we were greeted with a broken fridge outside the door. Next, we were served by a young teenager who was going her best but clearly new, needed a lot of support and had no refinement...employing such a youngster is never going to end well. Then, the food: what a let down. Out of the starters, the only half decent dish was the mixed tikka the chilli fish was a mound of black, greasy chunks of mess and the lamb choyla was inedible...my partner picked at it and left most. Then the mains: all underwhelming, bland and lacking any depth of flavour and clearly poor quality ingredients. Finally, we were all surprised to be served a bottle of Lidl Chenin Blanc that costs roughly £5 (and is basically naff plonk) and be charged £16.95 for it. Yet, despite everything being pretty poor, the prices are not cheap at all! We did not overindulge and yet paid £100 for three of us. Add the fact that we were sat near a table of loud, rude and foul mouthed chavs to all of the above and it won't surprise you to learn that we won't be returning! We will stick to the Himalyan Gurkha on Macklin Street which is miles ahead on all fronts."