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The Lytton At Chalfont Dene

The Lytton At Chalfont Dene

Audley Chalfont Dene Ltd,Rickmansworth Lane, Gerrards Cross SL9 0LX, United Kingdom

Kebab • Sushi • Pizza • European


"We booked for afternoon tea, and used the postcode in our satnav, which brought us to the gate of a retirement village, with a sign which mentioned 'Lytton Restaurant ' amongst other titles. We drove in and found no further direction signs at all, just street names. Eventually, we parked in one of the few visitor spaces and wandered towards a large building which had a free standing sign outside advertising physio services to ask for directions. The receptionist at the desk chirped 'Oh yes, the restaurant is over there ', pointing behind us. When we said we 'd been struggling to find the place, we were told 'There 's a sign at the gate '. The restaurant was very pleasantly furnished, but there was a party of very noisy ladies who were hugely enjoying some stories, at the expense of everyone else in the room. Our table was not ready, but was hastily sanitised and cutlery and napkins arrived. We were offered water, which came in a jug, but with no glasses, and the waiter was gone so fast that we didn 't manage to catch his attention. Gradually, coffee, glasses and afternoon tea arrived, but the staff seemed to need prompting for a lot of things, as if untrained in the procedure. The sandwiches provided were nothing out of the ordinary, as were the warmed scones, but the cakes were disappointing miniatures which would have graced a doll 's house. The 'carrot cake ' was a dry, cinnamon flavoured sponge with a wisp of orange peel on top, and the red velvet cake was halved for sharing. Not once did a member of staff approach to check if everything was satisfactory, or whether we needed anything we had to ask for coffee refills, after waiting to catch their attention. The plan had been to reconnoitre for a larger party to visit for afternoon tea; we very quickly decided that The Lytton at Chalfont Dene was unsuitable for anything more than a group of four, who don 't expect much in the way of service. Thoroughly disappointing, poor value for money, and we won 't be back."

Langton's At Cooper's Hill

Langton's At Cooper's Hill

Englefield Green, TW20 0LJ, Egham, United Kingdom

Sushi • Asiatic • Mexican • European


"Two weeks in advance, we excitedly reserved an afternoon tea experience through the enticing promotion we spotted on Facebook. This offer included unlimited prosecco, setting the stage for a delightful outing. Our anticipation was palpable as we arrived at the venue, but unfortunately, our experience took a disheartening turn. Upon arrival, the reception provided only partial directions regarding the location of our booked afternoon tea. However, our hopes were quickly dashed as our initial interactions unfolded. The staff member managing the check-in process guided us to a seating area and presented us with a Sunday menu, a stark contrast to what we had pre-booked – the afternoon tea experience. Our attempt to clarify this discrepancy was met with a suggestion to change tables, as the initial one designated for us apparently suited the Sunday Roast crowd. Adding to our dismay, as we settled in, it became apparent that the tablecloth and serviettes were noticeably dirty, marred by large gravy stains. This further underscored the lack of attention to detail and cleanliness. Despite relocating, our situation remained unclear. Another staff member, seemingly uncertain about their role within the establishment, informed us that no reservation had been made for the afternoon tea we had booked. This response left us perplexed and frustrated. Our attempts to rectify the situation were met with an astonishing lack of professionalism and empathy. Our complaint about the inconvenient £20 taxi fare we had incurred fell on deaf ears, met only with rudeness and indifference from the waiter. The staff member made no effort to investigate or provide a suitable resolution for the predicament. Rather, they nonchalantly dismissed the issue, suggesting that such occurrences were simply a part of the process. Faced with limited options, we reluctantly chose to settle for the afternoon lunch at the hotel. This decision required us to relocate our seating for the sixth time, highlighting the disarray in the service we had encountered. The overall experience felt disjointed, exacerbating our disappointment. Adding insult to injury, the staff offered us a small drink, despite our earlier expectation of enjoying the unlimited prosecco that was an integral part of our pre-booked arrangement. The lack of concern exhibited by the staff members in addressing the chaotic situation was glaring, leaving us feeling like mere spectators in a disorganized circus. On our departure, the waiter made a passing comment that next time we should ensure to double-check the accuracy of our booking details. This remark, however, seemed misplaced, as we had directly contacted Langton 's at Cooper 's Hill to make the reservation, ensuring accuracy on our part. In conclusion, our much-anticipated afternoon tea with unlimited prosecco turned into an exasperating ordeal marked by confused service, lack of accountability, and a blatant disregard for our pre-arranged reservation. The experience fell far short of our expectations, tarnishing what should have been a memorable outing. The state of the tablecloth and serviettes, marred by unsightly gravy stains, further highlighted the lack of attention to cleanliness and detail, compounding our disappointment."

The Lytton At Chalfont Dene

The Lytton At Chalfont Dene

Rickmansworth Lane, Chiltern, United Kingdom

Kebab • Mexican • Seafood • European


"very upward and downward review for a very mixed evening meal. they cling in and set themselves up for this one. the servicequiet initially disappointed how to get on a good meal in what should be a good restaurant. Although there were only three tables, we had to track our drinks orders and track them down more quickly. it turned out that on Saturday only three house personnel were in front! I think two of them were not old enough to drink and the others hardly. they were clearly above their head, but on their credit their initial look panic each time I followed an order that turned into dogmatic rest when they were hurling around as best they could lack of experience and short handiness. the foodgreat! I was worried at the time, of course. no personal and children who build the bar! how will the kitchen look? fortunately, the kitchen has been very good eating in a timely manner. it was enough to relax our party and enjoy the tee ingenious from a pot to shake on the floor, as the waiter rushed with a pot under a downward angle. Excellent steak, cooked as we asked, good chips and an excellent Eton fair that could feed the 5000. the other guests when the story ended, everything would be in order. Unfortunately, the restaurant seems to have parked ignorantly in a retired house. the other guests have visited near and often the restaurant. this leads to an Octagenarian pair to be angry with our table. we had an 8-year-old, a 6-year-old, a 3-year-old and two babys. the couple obviously could not treat so many youthful who scream to them rude dinge, and accused us not to be able to control children and claim to have spoiled their evening. I would mention that we were there first and it was quietly empty in there, so any amount of talkesseln could have gone further. the unfortunate rest was that he was almost ruined all night. we suspect that the restaurant wants to visit it, but perhaps the people in the Victorian annoy that they may have to suffer laughing close, warn and that children are now coming to meal, locked in opposite to in closets. the staff has worked very well to calm down all that I have to add."