"at the distance of the salmon fishing is the famous river that is in wild west cumbria, the trout hotel, one of the most famous hostels in the north.luxus and class from the decor, the decor, the well-maintained gardens, the attentive, polished staff . . . . . . . this is their secret rendezvous, with the one they wore to impress the! in the take me . . . I belong to you! the trout serves jennings best cockermouth beer, made from cumberland 's pure mountain streams and tau. they have a pint or two, try their sirene with a shandy, then paddle in the grazing who dies to find the fresh water pearls oyster, or wander the river banker and watch the salmon and sea trout jump. that is treated as holy water; bing crosby would only stay here for fishing. the river swells up to the Irish sea, which carries nutrients for the skalopps, plausen, sole, lobster, guarnard, brown garnel, razor shells that are stacked to the trout’s. william wordsworth lived next to 'the trout' most of his young lives. Today he would drop the poesie, write papers and drag into the penthouse suite of trout. dorothy could stop in the dove cottage. spend a few days in cockermouth to restore their creative senses. get their fallen foot and rock out of that before they get a few in the trout. then they will really sparkle and impress."