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El Cartel

El Cartel

64 Thistle Street, Edinburgh, City Of, United Kingdom, EH2 1EN, Edinburgh, City of

Steak • Tapas • Mexican • American


"A big fan of Mexican restaurants but was sadly let down by the food and service at El Cartel. The food arrived at different intervals which we were told would be the case prior to taking our seats due to how busy it was during evening service. Normally that would not be an issue but the delay was beyond what was expected with some members of our group not receiving any of their food for over an hour in comparison to some who would receive their orders in quick succession. As a result of this, the group dynamic was not an enjoyable one as many of us were simply watching one of our group consume their food while we awaited the next plate. The food itself left much to be desired with the tacos themselves been very bland and the soft shells being extremely dry. It was safe to say our group were well and truly blasted by the end of our meal. The drinks were an acquired taste to say the least. Most of the Margaritas were serviceable but some were borderline experimental and the non-alcoholic variants were too sour with paprika lining the glass simply leaving an unpleasant after taste. Considering the prices being charged for the drinks, a higher standard was expected. Finally, the service itself was very poor. Our server arrived at our table when half of us had not even received our food asking if he could remove our plates. We corrected him in saying we were still waiting for food to which no response was given and he quickly departed. Upon arriving with the bill afterwards, a member of our group expressed disappointment in our meal to which the server began to make rebuttals expressing their defence for the kitchen. Normally I can understand the response but considering we paid nearly £200 for our meal, and as paying customers, we felt like we were entitled to express our grievances. Sadly no member of management came up to ask for feedback or to apologise for the food not being to our satisfaction after the complaint was made. Overall I would not recommend visiting El Cartel, I am sure others will enjoy the food/drinks but I do believe there are better restaurants in Edinburgh where you can spend £200 and get much better value for it."

Texas Jack's

Texas Jack's

238 High Street, BR1 1HE, BROMLEY, United Kingdom

Steak • Mexican • American • Steakhouse


"I seldom have cause to give a bad review. But when your food experience is still on your mind for several days, you ought to share it. We booked a table for lunch, of us. I want to give credit to the young chap...who was front of house. He served us well and was sufficiently attentive no complaints about him whatsoever. However, the alleged authentic BBQ is what I have an issue with. They claim they use their own smokehouse and their ribs, chicken and beef is smoked for I can't comment on the ribs or the chicken; my friends said both were okay'. I ordered the beef brisket. I should fess up to admit that I have toured the U.S specifically looking at BBQ, and know a thing or three about American BBQ. First off, nobody smokes brisket for hrs, or rather, you should not need to. When BBQ brisket is served, it should be dark on the outside, with a distinct red-pink ring around the edge, and a lighter coloured, tender, juicy interior. It is not normally smothered in any gravy or sauce, perhaps aside from a lick of BBQ sauce of some sort but it's always best to let the customer choose whether to or not. What I received was about small slices of beef, about the length of a middle finger, one-colour, tender-yes, but overcooked, not a hint of smoke flavour, and smothered in some sort of generic gravy. Oh, it was joined by a tablespoon quantity of coleslaw some skin-on fries and two from-frozen onion For a shade under this fell well short of expectations. The beef could have been any cut, slow cooked for several hours and smothered to add some flavour. Could have, because I don't know for certain but, if you are going to present yourself as some sort of authentic' BBQ joint, I urge you to do some more research. You don't need to fly to the U.S. There are so many venues around London now, so perhaps go and see how they're doing it. Take note that I have not merely slammed your product, I have also tried to give you constructive criticism."

Mylahore

Mylahore

14-18 Wilmslow Road, M14 5TQ, Manchester, United Kingdom

Steak • Asian • Indian • Barbecue


"I finally made it to My Lahore, after many recommendations. Its clearly the busiest restaurant in Rusholme. And rightly so. Great food, great prices and great service. All served in an alcohol free environment which gives things a different twist to what I 'm used to. On arrival, we were advised of a 25 minute wait for a table, which was a very accurate prediction. Rather than sit in the holding pen at the front of the restaurant we took a walk down Wilmslow Road for a while. Nowhere was as busy as My Lahore. I ordered a meat samosa for a starter, which came with a fresh side salad. The samosas tasted very fresh with the most delicious minced mutton. For my main I ordered a Chicken Madras with boiled rice and naan bread. Wait, my dish is named after a city in India, and I 'm in a restaurant named after a city in Pakistan. I guess thats inclusive! The waiter did warn me that the Chicken Madras would be very hot, which I 'm okay with. It was hot, and delicious. This place is not all about curry sauces though. The menu is quite varied. There are also steaks and grills. If you 're in a group and theres always that one person who doesn 't like spicy food, they even have 'continental ' dishes such as lasagne and Shepherd 's pie. Service was very prompt and friendly. What I did like was that a chef came from the kitchen to ask us if the food was okay (it was), and also the manager came over to ask if the service was okay (it was). The portion sizes were fairly generous. I couldn 't finish all my food, there was enough for another meal, so took it home for lunch the next day! I was too full to be able to manage a stodgy dessert. The menu has some British 'back to school ' classics such as apple pie and jam roly poly! I had a great experience at My Lahore and will definitely be back. I enjoyed it much more than I had hoped, and the lack of alcohol somehow enhanced the experience which took me by surprise. Probably because the atmosphere was different, and better."

The Perch Inn

The Perch Inn

Binsey Lane, Oxford, United Kingdom

Pub • Meat • Cheese • Drinks


"On our visit, we met a Basil Fawlty in training. This venue was chosen as our annual Christmas get together given that we all live looking miles away from each other, and was mid-way point. The website offers so much, which unfortunately doesn 't quite deliver. Parking was a nightmare. We witnessed a family with two cars leave their vehicle in the small car park to go off trekking across the countryside. The owners are quite happy to manage the customer flow to the toilets, but not who uses the car park. We ended up having to make our way through puddles and mud to get into the restaurant. We were seated quite quickly, and to be fair there was quite a nice Christmas atmosphere. Christmas menus dished out, and orders taken promptly. However...no Pinot??? (my partners drink of choice, not mine, i was driving...and hiking to get back to the car.. Food arrived quite quickly too. Portions weren 't huge but was ok in terms of quality. However, when our server came to ask if everything was ok, just at the point of us answering his question the server was interrupted by one of his colleagues so he got distracted.....once he 'd answered his colleagues question he turned to us with a curt (John Cleese style Hmmmmmm?? As if it was OUR fault that we hadn 't answered his question when HE was interrupted.....VERY VERY RUDE....He then had the audacity to add 12. service charge onto our bill (which is NOT clearly stated on the main menu.... , and got very indigent/rude/short with us when we asked him to remove the charge.. In my opinion a service charge is optional, and is earned not a given right. Briefly the desserts were a massive let down. Choose the cheese and expect a couple of biscuits and a cheeky little game of 'spot the cheese ' We were then told, that despite the fact we 'd all driven miles to get together that we only had the table for two hours. Once again no indication or mention of this. Would we visit again? I 'll let you decide on that one. And, for those of you wondering about monitoring the toilets.....see photo."