Phone: +441622298615
Address: Maidstone Road, TN12 6PY, TUNBRIDGE WELLS, United Kingdom
City: TUNBRIDGE WELLS
Dishes: 8
Reviews: 163
"So, visited the afternoon boot sale at the Hop Farm and decided to grab something to eat. The place was light and airy, the staff friendly and attentive. A varied menu and something for every taste. As it was getting on, we decided to do a starter and each and a main between us. My wife went for a goats cheese tart to start and I went for nduja sausage doughballs. Both were disastrous the goats cheese tart was cold, greasy and topped with something that may have been goats cheese in the dim and distant past it would take a forensic scientist to establish this though. The doughballs were warm, tasteless and may once have been in the same country as a nduja sausage...or maybe not. Bland and fairly bought cheaply from a supermarket. So, let 's move on to the main course. A calzone pizza arrives, plump and warm. Thank goodness that they 've managed to redeem themselves we think......nope, an absolute car crash of a calzone. All dough. 2 small pieces of chicken both in my half. A few slivers of cheap packet ham and a couple of spinach leaves and lots of air. Slimy, inedible and a **** take to be honest. Absolutely no redeeming features to this 'meal, can 't remember the last time we both left a restaurant hungry. Interestingly, not one member of staff asked how the meal was....maybe the truth hurts? Over priced, poorly 'cooked ' and presented, cheap supermarket starters.....avoid at all costs."
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