Farm Girl - Menu

59a Portobello Rd, London, W113DB, W11 2QD, United Kingdom

🛍 Cafés, British, Bakeries, European

3.8 💬 10695 Reviews
Farm Girl

Phone: +442072294678,+447583277472,+442075362108

Address: 59a Portobello Rd, London, W113DB, W11 2QD, United Kingdom

City: London

Menu Dishes: 35

Reviews: 10695

Website: http://www.thefarmgirl.co.uk

"Bad communication from dismissive staff, despite poorly made drinks. On arrival, a waitor stopped the pair in front of us like a bouncer, told them to return to the queue in a shooing tone, only for the maitre d 'hotel to sit them down where they were about to sit anyway. Wherever the adminastative need is here, it is coming with inefficiency and rudeness to a pair of people who were waiting for a couple of minutes prior for no good reason, so to sit in a quiet cafe. Food and drinks were ordered exclusively online, through a slow web app my vodaphone signal struggled. £5.50 for an Iced Matcha Late. I ordered regular dairy as I 'm a cheap git, despite my preference for coconut, and was made to suffer under the waitor 's misunderstanding. I was brought fresh milk, which was clearly less fresh than anticipated as it leant an unforgivable sourness and chunkiness to the drink. The maitre d did not allow me to conclude my request that the milk seems a bit off before dimissing it and dashing off I really should have been offered a replacement, or ideally a refund based on my partner 's drink. Said partner got an iced chai, apparently sub par to the sam drink at Gails and (apparently) Starbucks. Nice ambiance, indeed ruining the experience for me. I think people know about this place from instagram, so it 's just groomed, vain 20 somethings, couples and mother daughter pairs, and unfortunately the former were the most present."

Full menu - 35 options

All prices are estimates on menu.

All Day

Uncategorized

Super Latte

Extras

Dessert

Vegetarian

Indian

Classics

Sandwiches

Salads

Organic Chai

Salads (Available From 11Am)

Brunch Delights

Our Specialty Sandwiches

Breakfast Mood

Focaccias And Wraps

Pastries

Brunch

Sandwiches (Available From 11Am)

Highlights

argupta26 argupta26

Excellent service, fresh food and great location at South Kensington station. Recommend the all day dining menu and coffee selections

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Reviews

Wendy
Wendy

Delicious, visually appealing and creative dishes in a cozy, open space. We loved the Seoul eggs, açaí bowl and cute latte art. Also so many gluten free options! Highly recommended!


NTTA786
NTTA786

Great breakfast spot! Really enjoyed my scrambled eggs and salmon was very tasty. Service was good too. We did have to queue for about 20 minutes but this was on a Saturday morning so was to be expected.


louise
louise

Awfully waited 45 minutes to be seated and another 15 before my husband had to ask for a menu, I ordered a butterfly matcha which was lovely to look but tasted of nothing!! Not happy as it cost £5 and I had to leave it. View menu


lisapD3243GF
lisapD3243GF

3rd time we’ve been here and enjoyed the food. Always a bit of a wait so if cold outside dress warmly. My favorite part is always getting a latte with the adorable Frenchie design! We had the soft boiled eggs and toast and the avocado...


Jean
Jean

Very expensive and poor quality service and food) for example the cutlery is put in a pot and you untangle yourself Table available but long waiting line staff doesn't care and not super busy Coffee served long time after the breakfast... Very...


Joy
Joy

Terrible experience waited for order to be taken initially and then no hot drinks came people getting their drinks around us asked about the drinks and waitress said she would sort nothing brunch came mentioned again about drink no drinks again nothing unable To eat the food although lovely) as had no drink then original waitress came and said we had not ordered any but she knew we wanted 2 breakfast teas and a bottle of water when she took the order the second time ?!!!!! no apology or anything and unable to enjoy food but they were very quick with the bill : View menu


Juliet
Juliet

The food was simply edible. Ok, but in no way delicious. Rose latte was lovely but very small and had gone cold. Really not great. Staff nice! The bill is frustrating and very cheeky! You are obliged to pay over 12% tip, then an additional service charge to use the app you didn’t want to use, and then asked to pay an additional tip, as if you’d forgotten that this was already included. I am a happy tipper but this felt grabbing. The loo was filthy, and the place was generally grubby. I don’t often (if ever) leave negative reviews but it was massively disappointing and gloomy. I wonder if it’s lost its way a bit. Nothing a good deep clean and a change in the way you pay can’t fix. It could be...


LondonLessons
LondonLessons

My friend and I visited the place on the 10th of August 2024. The waiter was very nice and the place looks nice, but that is it. There is nothing else good about it. Their cake and coffee are very average, but no the price, and the person behind the counter, not sure if the cook or manager, is not that nice. I wouldn't return and can't recommend the place. You can find a better place and better price elsewhere, but what really annoys me is someone coming from behind of the counter to tell me that I cannot have my bottle or can of alcohol on the table because they don't have a licence, when I wasn't drinking it, had already ordered and was drinking a capuccino and they don't even sell alcohol...


jacobthejoker
jacobthejoker

Bad communication from dismissive staff, despite poorly made drinks. On arrival, a waitor stopped the pair in front of us like a bouncer, told them to return to the queue in a shooing tone, only for the maitre d 'hotel to sit them down where they were about to sit anyway. Wherever the adminastative need is here, it is coming with inefficiency and rudeness to a pair of people who were waiting for a couple of minutes prior for no good reason, so to sit in a quiet cafe. Food and drinks were ordered exclusively online, through a slow web app my vodaphone signal struggled. £5.50 for an Iced Matcha Late. I ordered regular dairy as I 'm a cheap git, despite my preference for coconut, and was made t... View menu

Categories

  • Cafés Charming cafés offering a variety of freshly brewed coffees and teas, along with light snacks, pastries, and desserts. Perfect for a morning pick-me-up or an afternoon treat in a cozy atmosphere.
  • British Traditional and hearty, the British menu offers comfort classics like fish and chips, succulent roasts, and savory pies. Rediscover familiar favorites, lovingly crafted with timeless recipes and fresh, local ingredients. View menu
  • Bakeries A delightful assortment of freshly baked pastries, breads, and confections, crafted with love and premium ingredients for a sweet morning treat or an afternoon indulgence.
  • European Delight in a culinary journey across Europe with our exquisitely crafted menu, featuring authentic dishes from France, Italy, Spain, and beyond, using the freshest ingredients to bring traditional flavors to life.

Amenities

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