Phone: +441706830111
Address: 22 Blackburn Road,, BB4 6LE, Rossendale, United Kingdom
City: Rossendale
Menu Dishes: 15
Reviews: 3489
"So having ordered two curries.. myself and my husband love hot curries and usually ask for extra chillies. Ots a good job we didn't this time. Hubby has been suffering from constipation and we can now throw away the laxatives. Might have to go pharmacy now tho for some pile cream. We were both fighting over licking the freezer door and grabbing the ice cubes to shove up our backsides. We are both now laid in bed following consuming Satan himselves semen wondering if we might spontaneously combust before the school run in the morning. We have warned the kids that if we start farting in the night to get out ! Run ! Because the house will probably burst into flames. My husband just farted and even the dog turned away like she was gunna be sick. Were both on work in the morning (if we make it to the morning without our arses setting on fire).. God bless the pandemic as my colleagues have a valid reason to wear a mask ! Would definately order again !"
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