Phone: +441384238583
Address: Crooked House Lane, South Staffordshire, United Kingdom
City: South Staffordshire
Dishes: 14
Reviews: 6475
Website: https://thecrooked-house.co.uk
"I haven’t been to the crooked house since I was a teen which is quite some years ago , me and my partner planned to go today and booked to eat in the restaurant for 3:30pm I booked the table yesterday morning When we arrived at 3:15pm we walked into the restaurant the young girl said have you booked I said yes and gave my name , she looked in the book and said oh I can accommodate you , sit there or there , I said can we sit there in the comfy seats , she said no as iv got other people coming in , there was only two other tables occupied and they closed at 5pm so we were led to a table by the door which was half in the dark area , she then said I can’t give you menus yet as you are early ! So she left us 15 minutes whilst she went to chat to a younger girl behind the bar area . I had noticed on the website they done faggots mash and peas for £9.95, so we eventually ordered two soda waters and two faggots and mash meals . It took about 30 minutes to come and no other guests did ever arrive after us to sit in the other comfy seats so she told a bit of a lie there , well when the faggots come to say it was a small portion is an understatement and was in two tiny bowls . I could have ate mine twice , i went up to pay the bill and she said that’s £12.95 each for the faggots and mash and iv charged you both for soda wAters , so the bill came to just shy of £30 for two small bowls of faggots and mash and two waters , I said no it’s £9:95 as stated on your website site , she replied abruptly it went up today to £12.95 each I said that’s a £3 increase and there was not enough there for a child . She said I only work here I don’t make the prices and we need to tidy up as shutting soon , I reluctantly paid but said I won’t be eating here again to which she replied ‘OK !! Her customer skills were none existent and she had an abrupt couldn’t care less attitude and the food portions are expensive and tiny . 35 years since I last visited the crooked house and I won’t be rushing back soon !! The prices on the menu website is not what you pay . !"
All prices are estimates.