"It all began a few days ago in the fine town of Bath i was on a night out with the gents we had all been exhausted from the excessive and compulsive hunger after a great celebrational occasion we rode the train into Chippenham and...under the extreme pressure from our stomachs we decided that we will feast at a well renowned restaurant chain McDonalds We arrived at the location and were surprised that instead of a face to face encounter with a cashier we we were greeted by virtual menu upon the a screen which in fact greatly sped up the ordering process , a great successes. Shortly after browsing the menu And ordering the most renowned BigMac meal with medium fries and a cup of Coca-Cola, within moments our meals were served i could feel my saliva glands coating my taste cups with gracious enzymes ready to break down the juicy goodness of my burger as it was layed down before me, the young man laying down our feast gazed upon me with a smile and said Enjoy with great proficiency, I gazed back at him welcoming his kind words, such great customer service can only be achieved at the highest level of training although this could have been influenced through his knowledge and YouTube career. But finally i was alone me and meal i first set my hawk vision on the BigMac, It was overflowing with the smell of fresh gamey meat, and searing with juices of the seas the sesame on the bun was evenly displaced making the burger a joy to the eyes, but without further ado i dug in, i took a powerful chomp from the beast the hunt had began an explosion of flavours bounced around the inner cavern of my my mouth. It was almost difficult to manage the burst of flavour the pickle the tomato the lettuce the phenomenal meat and most flavourful of all the luscious secrete sauce, i munched on the burger a little while longer but soon there burger to speak of, the beast was consumed. Henceforth it was time for the fries. Now the fries don't get me started on the fries, Straight away i smell the salt it took me back to the white cliffs of Dover and the fresh sea air it reminded my of the scene in ratatouille when the food inspector is taken back to his childhood by his dish, but I did not want to stall further, I devoured the fries with precision dipping them in the well of McDonalds BBQ sauce the melted in my inner bowels> and just like that the fries where done. Finally i took sip of my drink the Coca-Cola flowed flawlessly through the straw into my mouth and beat down the salt that remained from the chips I gobbled it down my throat and and put down my cup, I was finished. I called over the head chef and complimented him on his work and shook his hand still in disbelief of the unbelievable experience this meal was. Me and my fellow gentlemen walked out satisfied Overall I was blown away and I do not why was it the love the chef put into my meal or was it the combination of flavour curated by him or perhaps both, I do know however that the experience was great the customer service phenomenal and the foot out of this planet and that i will be returning for these reasons I am awarding McDonalds stars great Job and keep doing the Lords work."