Phone: +442088831500,+442088155998
Address: 265 Muswell Hill Broadway, Haringey, United Kingdom, N10 1DE
City: Haringey
Menu Dishes: 14
Reviews: 2172
Website: http://www.laporchetta.co
"A group of us booked La Porchetta hoping for a nice informal place for a family lunch. Unfortunately it was very disappointing. The food was just horrible huge portions of stodgy, overcooked pasta in bland sauces. Those that ordered pizza had to wait another ten minutes for it to be served even though the restaurant was virtually empty. Everything was incredibly salty in fact salt and garlic were the only identifiable flavours throughout. Green salad was a sad handful of wilting, brown chopped iceberg lettuce and 4 slices of (salty) cucumber, hidden under a scattering of rocket. The drinks menu is like stepping back in time...choose between warm cans of Coke, 7 Up or Fanta and grubby glasses of apple or orange juice...all served without either ice or a smile. For reasons unknown the manager decided to mop the floor around us while we were eating, yet there was an actual prawn under our table that looked like it might have died there some years ago. I'm all for supporting local, independent restaurants but I can't recommend anything about this place dreadful food, grumpy staff and zero atmosphere its a total mystery how this restaurant survives."
All prices are estimates on menu.