Phone: +441563522337
Address: The Portland Arms, East Ayrshire, United Kingdom
City: East Ayrshire
Menu Dishes: 10
Reviews: 486
"Came with my Dad for a Father 's day lunch. Was easy to book online on the day and we were seated quickly on arrival.I started with haggis pakora and Dad had garlic mushrooms. Both were edible and tasted okay.For the main my Dad had lasagne. This seemed to have just been reheated in the microwave but my Dad ate half.I ordered what was described on the menu as traditional roast, with all the trimmings What actually arrived was 3 small slices of roast beef which looked like it had been overcooked by about 6 hours and then left I the fridge to dry out for a week or so. Under that was a couple of roast potatoes that had obviously came out of a packet frozen and simply heated in the oven. Dry and very unappetising. The Yorkshire pudding was frozen from a packet. As was the measly and dull looking vegetables. I asked for this to be taken back. I did not even taste it, it looked so bad. I then ordered steak pie and chips. Chips were hard and dry. Steak in the pie was drowning in watery gravy and had absolutely no taste. I ate one mouthful and sent that back also. At no point did the serving staff enquire why I has sent 2 meals back virtually untouched. I had been recommended this establishment by family members who had eaten there pre-COVID. They spoke highly of all the visits they had made there .The fact that a table was so readily available on a busy time like Father 's day should have raised alarms but I went on previous reviews. After looking at these the most recent was 2 years ago.Terrible food and definitely will not only not return but will tell any of my friends in the local area to avoid it like the plague. Kind regards,Colin Barclay"
All prices are estimates on menu.