"So Hollingbourne, a beautiful village near Maidstone a tad gentrified lots of Chelsea tractors to seen) lovely, If now a bit worn gastro eateries, sharing chicken on a bread board that type of thing and then there is the Sugar Loaves! Now I was in the village to get my hair cut Paper Scissors Stone chaps, great barbering experience by very skilled young lady in lovely barbers chairs I recommend) and it was lunchtime and the Sugar loaves was sort of next door, and I had always been meaning to pop in, so good bits of the Guardian and the sport in the Mirror I girded my loins glass of pino, smoked chipotle nuts from the artisan jar, thought I !Wrong diddily wrong diddily wrong wrong wrong NO PROPER PUB half a dozen proper blokes having a proper chin wag, a friendly dog , and a warm welcome from the bar keep female very on trend) no wall of silence as I walked in but a good morning and alright ! Before resuming the chin wag real ale choices exit Pinot stage left pursued by my boot) a great pale ale purchased, I thought **** the nuts to and asked for the menu. De light! proper Pub food, door stop sandwiches of cheese or warm beef, cheesy chips and sausage and mash with peas!My heart melted and I succame, freshly cooked, I think, by the landlord, three proper Lincolnshire sausages could have been locally though) **** lovely, they, deserve a **** lovely, along with the proper whole grain mustard mash, gravy peas, proper gravy and onions it was the very stuff of perfection/ chaps chatting in the bar proper food coming out the dog prowling sugar loaves thank you! You made a happy man very happy"
