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The Boat House

The Boat House

Springvale Road Seaview, Isle of Wight PO34 5AW, PO33 1PJ, Ryde, United Kingdom

Beer • Cafés • Steak • Coffee


"To be fair, I was greeted by a lovely chap that welcomed me on a dark and windy Monday evening. He showed me to my room which at first glance looked ok how wrong was i, more to follow... Upon the gentleman leaving i asked what time the bar and restaurant opened upon which equipped 'we are not open for food or beverages until Wednesday now ' meaning in essence that due to the location of the hotel, i was 30 minutes walk away from anywhere that served food and as alway with these case to put the icing on the cake could i get a taxi! After unpacking, I decided to have a quick shower and freshen up and thats when my initial reaction of the room being 'ok ' started to fade, and it was then i started to dig a little deeper... 1. hand marks all over shower head and dried shampoo 2. tiles at the bottom of the shower full of mould, 3. pubic hairs on radiators 4. windows cracked and rickerty 5. windows mould and mildew 5.cobweb in each corner of first bay window. 6.The side board table pitted and marked with damp bubbles. As you can imagine i was eager to speak to the kind chap who greeted me, but inconveniently he had left, i then tried to call the 'emergency number ' and again inconveniently for myself this number did not even ring, i ended up finding one number and got through, which was the account office number for the hotel, and left a voicemail, so i 'm sure that a poor office working will be receiving my rant on the voicemail, my apologies in advance . As reluctant as i was i decided to stay that evening as circumstance i.e stranded and i thought the next day would bring better things and i could address my issues. Unfortunately due to a family issues i had to leave the hotel early in the morning for a family emergency visiting my family was the reason for my visit I returned back to the hotel hoping to speak to someone around 4pm, again no one was here and again the emergency number did not work and to make things even better and put a fancy bow on things the heating was off and it was 5, and just my luck it felt like the coldest day of the year January by the sea! . The room with all of its faults became unbearable and i ended up, wait for it... sleeping in the hall way as it was the warmest place and wrapping myself in blankets that i had borrowed from a family member as i did not want to use the linen provided. It is now 6:11am and have taken the steps to move myself to a fantastic hotel up the road called The Seaview Hotel, they are serving me breakfast at 7am and I 'm very much looking forward to it. as you can imagine with all of the above, it has come with great stress and cost and am very much hoping the nice chap Mr Elusive will be kind enough as he was in the first instance to reimburse fro the five days i have paid for including the two god awful nights that i have had to stay here. I will be phoning him to make him aware of the above however i cant seem to contact them, funny that, can anyone help? Ps. they did have a nice radio in the room."

Dylan's

Dylan's

St George's Rd, Menai Bridge LL59 5DE, LL59 5DW, United Kingdom

Cafés • Pizza • Seafood • European


"we went to lunch. I'm a few times in the years both as a carnivore and vegan. I had the VG chicken in a basket for the first time as vegan, but they get three strips from since then for £14. that's not worth it at all. this time I went with the VG-Tacos, roasted sweet potato. the tacos came out and were served cold. I have read a few reviews and all the others have them cold, so I assume they are served like that, but they should be warm after my thought. I mean my roasted sweet potato means that it will be warm! the sauce on the tacos was not too big, it was like a version of the vegan nando perinaise, but not so good. the other half had garlauchbrot and liked it! next the burgers, I had the generic wg fleshy that I admit, I can do much better at home! I couldn't even taste the relish, or mayo said it was up to me to check even the bungalow. the other half said his side burger was nice. Unfortunately, the chips are not homemade cloby chips as they were earlier. they taste more like frozen, sucking because they have been my favorite thing to dylans! the two tacos cost me £7.95, which was small. I thought they would make a good starter, but I felt they were expensive for what they were. the burgers cost £13/£14, which I thought was what they are, as expensive. the personal must learn to bring salt and vinegar out as standard when there are chips. they ask if they like any sauces, but the fact that the salt and vinegar is not on the table is silly to me? our meal with two appetizers and two burgers, a koss and an apfelsist came to £45. on what it is. people say it's where it is. but I live in the red wharf bay and the restaurants right at the sea here are not so crazy price and if they are to get their money. will not hurry back soon! as someone who lives here permanently, would it be nice to have a few more decisions, a pasta court for example (vegan mac or carbonara) and a tomato base?"