Phone: +441332343288
Address: MZ Beauty, 1A Friary Street, Derby, DE1 1, United Kingdom, DE1 1JF
City: Derby
Menu Dishes: 17
Reviews: 10
Website: https://www.derbymoonsha.co.uk/
"Looking from the outside of the restaurant, there are numerous fast food establishments, kebabs, pizza, burgers etc…. For the love of what is holy, please go to any of those than this place. I was once drunk in a taxi and dropped a kebab on the floor of the cab, sadly I continued to eat it, I can honestly say it was more enjoyable than the food I experienced here. I’m convinced it’s harder to make food taste that bland than actually make it enjoyable. Now the service…… Well I’ve never been a hostage or a prisoner of war, but I’d take a stab at the fact they get better customer service. I’d also not hesitate to have a guess their meal came at the same time as other hostages. Have you ever been to a restaurant and needed a shower and to wash all your clothes when you get home, we’ll guess what ladies and gentlemen, we have. I smelt like I’d done a 12hr shift at the local chippie, then spent 3hrs putting out the colossal fire that had erupted. Guys, save yourself a few quid, or many. Get a bottle of wine, order a Shalimar, pop a bit of Barry White on and lower the lights, maybe pop a finger in, but if you love disappointment, food that tastes like it’s been made in a hole somewhere, luke warm beer and being insulted after handing over money, then this is the place for you! Stay Low. Move Fast xx"
All prices are estimates on menu.