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The drinks were very expensive, especially once the service charge was added. This was the case even if you were just stopping by the bar for a beer. The young man at the register provided excellent customer service and was very pleasant, in contrast to the rude and dismissive manager.

First time at the The Store. Service was great, Food not so much we had 2 x roast Beef: Beef was tough 1 x roast chicken: more bone than meat 1 x lamb: was okay but quite a lot of fat. Could just have been an off day as one member of party has eaten hear before and recomended the beef.

Attended the summer party last night delicious free cocktails courtesy of EnGine gin followed by live music by the wonderful Harry Marshall. Great taster bites too. Food is always great here but what brings me back time time again are the fantastic friendly team who work at The Store. Friendly, fun, attentive, welcoming (and great photographers too)! Love this place. For the quality of food drinks the prices are appropriate so don’t be put off by other reviews. View menu

Avoid this restaurant at all costs. My friends and I visited for drinks and were shocked by the high prices. We did not receive a receipt for our purchase, and after noticing a service charge on other customers' receipts, I asked the staff about it. They explained that it was standard practice to add a service charge without informing the customer. As a pub manager myself, I know that this is unacceptable. The manager was uncooperative and refused to remove the charge. It's clear that transparency and customer satisfaction are not a priority at this establishment.

Food Matters. We were astounded by the experience we had on Saturday 22nd July 2023. We unfortunately cannot say anything positive about our brief visit. We found it necessary to leave immediately after our coctails and starters arrived. We eat with our eyes and I couldn't believe that a restaurant with the reviews we had read would try to pass the food and drink we received off as acceptable. £13.50 for a cocktail in a shot glass which wasn't even the coctails we ordered beer was also flat. Food was similar to frozen fast food which was over cooked. Management need to Seriously address above issues.

Unfortunately this place has gone down hill. I used to visit for brunch and a roast but after the dinner I had last night I won’t return. I arrived early and the restaurant was so quiet, as always minimal staff to take care of people so despite it being quiet, service was slow. They had no white wine by the glass apart from Chenin awaiting a delivery. This has happened every time I’ve been there. The main issue was the food. Sea bass main, lumpy tasteless lukewarm mash, a thin piece of sea bass that was tasteless and over cooked green beans. Tasted like it had been reheated and reminded me of school dinners. Won’t return. View menu

I booked The Store for a school Mum’s night out with a group of Mums, many of whom I’d never met before. It turned out to be the perfect place. I loved the decor and general feel of the restaurant with smaller tables to the front and then a large table at the back Andy Private comfortable looking bench seating table area in an anti room at the back, separated by glass. I booked a large table (not knowing how many drop outs we’d get on the night). I didn’t pre order from the menu as I didn’t want to pressurise everyone into eating. In the end however, we all ended up eating and the restaurant was very accommodating. The food was varied and delicious and everybody enjoyed food from both the ma...

This would have received a one star had it not been for the most amazing roast beef that I have ever tasted. The restaurant wows you with the decor when you walk in, just don’t look up. I’m sure a piece of peeling paint or a piece of the ceiling will fall in someone’s food one of these days. There was no salt and pepper on the table which we had to ask for after the sauces had arrived. The waitress who picked up our glasses tipped the end of the cocktail in one of the glasses all over the table. There was one waitress who can only be described as inept. There had been a family with small children who left food all over the table. Instead of sweeping the food into a cloth and disposing of it...

Been meaning to go to the Store for a roast dinner for a while as i have eaten here before and the atmosphere, drinks and food have always been top. Unfortunately the roast dinner did not live up to expectations. The roast beef is 19£ in which you would expect it to be very high standard. We ordered all the sides as it was a girly get together and we had been looking forward to the roast for ages. To our surprise, the food came out pretty quick we ordered 2 x beef and 1 chicken. The beef had 1 slice of beef 2 potato 2 carrots some sort of small onion cabbage thing and 1 piece of broccoli and a dried out Yorkshire pudding FOR 19£!! I couldn't believe it, our sides then came out the cauliflowe... View menu