Phone: +441524761226,+441524761313
Address: The Promenade, LA5 0HA, South Lakeland, United Kingdom
City: South Lakeland
Menu Dishes: 19
Reviews: 1981
Website: http://www.albionarnside.co.uk
"Have you ever thought you were invisible or maybe thought that you were on a video of the old single by Splodgenessabounds? (Look it up, it 's great. Popped in to the Albion for a drink recently and was pleased to find no-one waiting at the bar and also two barstaff stood there apparently ready to serve me. The two bartenders were having a little chat about shifts and days off etc, all very important I 'm sure, and I assumed I 'd be noticed in a moment. Then these two were joined by a third person, a manager type perhaps as he wasn 't wearing the uniform, and the conversation continued. (They were all stood about six feet from me by the way not twenty yards. Then two more staff arrived behind the bar having been laying out tables. Ah, now I 'm going to get served. No, these two started having their own conversation. Then a sixth staff member appeared ... this is it I thought, six is my lucky number. Nope, number six stood by the first group seemingly waiting to get in on the shifts debate. (Can I just add by the way, I 'm short at 5 feet 7 inches but taller than the bar counter. There is still only me stood on my side of the bar. Eventually the first barmaid turned towards me and said Are you OK? Priceless. Whilst my pint was pulled I was treated to the sight of one staff member apparently grabbing the crotch of another staff member. Entertaining at least..."
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